camberwell gypsy

No. Have you?

I've noticed that all channels seem to teeming with noir newsreaders. Now I'm all for equality but fuck me, they're nowhere near the Trevor McDoughnut standard, constantly mispronouncing words and struggling to speak the Kings. What next; Eddie reading the shipping forecast? Old Chap Rasclart giving the Stock Market figures? Tssssst. Rasta ozzie from up de hill, decide fi check 'pon grocery bill

Im a flat earther. The earth is flat. We have members all over the globe

He/she/it will probably use the money to get his/her/it's cock cut off. If it hasn't been cut off already. Or maybe never had a cock....aw I'm confused guy.

They don't even like you putting your shiity bog paper down the lav. Fucking bubbles are savages.

Well I saw a wedding ring covered in fanny batter in one of the dunes. It's going great. I've tried to find Frank's house to shit in his pool but all I've found is some shepherd's hut with empty packs of vindus meals for one outside it.

Are you a "Clean and jerk" (Turk)? There was a stall down there back in the early 80s that also sold sarspirrila. The cunt on that looked like Kemal Attarturk. Was that you?

Did it come with a dog? Theres always a dog thrown in when you deal with pikies selling moody goods.

Alright gents?

They got rid of the 'O' level and brought in a made up qualification because 'O' was too hard. I reckon if I was a student now I would be dripping with qualifications. In my day you had to delve through fuck knows how many library books I nicked, sorry, borrowed from the library, making notes and then write a thesis in long hand. I once literally spent a week in the library doing work for my exams. Nowadays it's all on line and alla they do is type it out or cut and paste it (do teenagers know how a fucking pen works?). And don't get me started on pointless fucking degrees. My son has a first in Geography and he's a postman. Which I suppose is useful to a postman.

He is right though, OCR. These thick as fuck cunts plough Ks into one day where the orange, pilchard lipped tartlet wants to be a princess for a day to marry Wayne with the tattoos, muscles and Hitler youth haircut and lavish a years salary on an over the top piss up for all their pilchard lipped, orange, tattood chavvies to get pissed. The pykies are the worst I admit, but at least the bare knuckle car park straightener between the mums is usually better than the DJ. Cushti Bok

3 out of 5. Delivery could have been better.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-68654533 "Haaw, we gonna fuck up Blitish erections innit"? Those little yellow rascals have been arregedly, solly I mean allegedly been snooping around getting info on MPs and peers. It wouldn't surprise me if they're monitoring this site. Me posting this thread and generally taking the piss out of them means their leader, Ming Ping-Ting has probably got me on his shit list. Serves me right for being a shtupid iriot.* *God bless Benny Hill

A Quantum of Lettuce

What, its dog shaped? Oh. Sorry I thought that said Snoopy

Yes. I've eaten at Gorden Ramsay's gaff.

Another plastic 'ardman. Thought he was a psycho because he touted that he was a black belt karate he laid out Mabbutt with his elbow, because Mabbutt was marking him out of the game, but had the shit kicked out of him by Duncan Ferguson.

Andi Oliver (the bal head chef and lead singer from Rip Rig and Panic)

I'm sure Eddie will raise a glass of guiness and black to the old fella.

I'm sure Frank's yacht is moored in Paphos harbour. I'll go there.

Ramadamadingdong

As soon as I heard this I thought "Aye aye, the little rascal is setting up the Ukrainians for a right kicking". This smells like Isreal, with Hammas smashing the fuck out of that rock festival. Mossad were unaware of that going to happen? Bollocks. It gave old Netenyahoo Carte blanche to send in the troops to royally fuck the carpet kneelers. And it wouldn't surprise me if this is what Putin is doing. If the shit hits the fan, hopefully it will be before next saturday as I'm in Cyprus and that's where I'm staying if old blighty gets obliterated. Oopah!

You can include those cunts that blow away elephants and rhinos for their horns and tusks to sell to the chinks as aphrodisiac. I mean haven't these wok faced cunts ever heard of viagra to keep their little yellow peckers standing to attention? It's a light broody riberty.

This week I am mostly identifying as a mousakka

Rum and black, stirred not shaken.