Joker

Leave the wife out of this, she can be quite amenable when she's had a few!

Wouldn't know, didn't anyone tell you, football's for irons?

Would you rather fuck men? I'm sure there's a few on here who might accommodate you.

No running in that family (the clue is in the name!)

I was around to see the picture of Roops in her prime, and it was very 'prime'

Still avoiding the medication for your scat obsession, Dickless?

Fuck me, Roops has let herself go!

Wouldn't know Stubbly, I'm not the person you should ask, PM Dickless, he seems to know quite a lot about dog shit, he never lets a week pass without mentioning it and, seeing as you've now jumped on the bandwagon maybe he'll help you with your enquiry.

Which one, God or Satan?

Your sick obsession with dog shit really has got the better of you, hasn't it?

Are you a 'chubby chaser' or 'feeder'?

Kettle, pan, black.

There'll be plenty of 'cries for help' when the cunt explodes his suicide vest, just hope that I'm not in the vicinity.

The Lib Dem leader said that whilst his party are “very pro-European” and want to see the closest possible relationship with the EU following Brexit, they are “not a rejoin party”. What a fucking two-faced, lying cunt, this EU apologist is. After his cunt party got annihilated at the last election, precisely because of their boot-licking, ass-kissing, deferential subservience to the EU parasites. He'd bend-over and take every cock in Europe (without lube) if they'd let the UK back in their rancid cunts club. Davey is a chancer and a disgraceful fucking traitor, his party sh