Alternatively, leave me out of the equation.
I'm sure the meatball-dog-turd would go down well as an appetiser, before you feast on the sweetcorn encrusted human turds you usually find so irresistible. Lol lol lol
You are very much mistaken, stop looking to cause a controversy, it's the sort of underhand tactic that a cunt like @Decimus would stoop to, and @Wolfie would put a like against it.
Very poor form, indeed.