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  1. Rev

    Aye up, Spotto. Long time no see. Am building up my collection of guitars, yet it still has to match your's. Got a (limited edition run of 24) Sweetwater/Danelectro Dc59 recently. What a fantastic sound! 

    1. Rev

      Rev

      Doing alright, Jacko, you? I think the pub in Prague was called Rocky O'Reilly's. I fucking despise the SNP with my every fibre, they're scum. I get my political invective against the bastards published every now and then in the dailies up here and won a bottle of Glenglassaugh scotch for Letter of the Week recently.

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    Rev

    Handy cunt tip #1 - Don't eat Greek salad midweek. I've been farting chunks of Halloumi, sun-ripened tomatoes and pumpkin seeds like a fucking Sekiden gun all morning.

    1. Rev

      Rev

      Cheers, Dukes. In the end, it was like curling out a freshly irradiated ingot of fucking Polonium. My poor fucking arse felt like the Bakerloo Line during rush-hour.

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    Rev

    I have returned. Prague's for cunts.

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      Rev

      Not at all, Jacko. I loved it. If you want a cheap piss up, go to Rocky O'Reilly's. Get a kebab from Gyros, on the way to the Old Town Square from Wenceslas Square. Stock up on arse-paper, though.

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    Rev

    I have returned. Prague's for cunts.

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      Rev

      Just a long weekend, Dukes. I've never eaten so much food, or drunk so much fucking beer in my cunting life. The missus stopped me seriously assaulting a couple of arrogant Israeli bastards when we fucked off to Terezienstadt for a day trip. Cunts.

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    Rev

    Evan Davis. Creepy photo-fit face of a bastard.

    1. Rev

      Rev

      As far as I can tell, Jacko, yes. Try Wenceslas Square on a Saturday night, or Rocky O'Reilly's authentic Irish pub, the Long Island Iced Teas are fucking lethal.

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    Rev

    Evan Davis. Creepy photo-fit face of a bastard.

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      Rev

      Am in Prague, Dukes. Bastards don't allow power-tools in the hotel.

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    Someone has dropped their guts in the living room. It isn't me. My money is on the spaniel.

    1. Rev

      Rev

      Yeah. Sorry, that was me, spotto. I was trying to tune your SG to drop D and got distracted by your stash of Pot Noodles behind the telly.

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    Rev

    Arse, tits, fanny and squirting..although not necessarily in that order.

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      Rev

      The best bit.

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