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Aye up, Spotto. Long time no see. Am building up my collection of guitars, yet it still has to match your's. Got a (limited edition run of 24) Sweetwater/Danelectro Dc59 recently. What a fantastic sound!
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Doing alright, Jacko, you? I think the pub in Prague was called Rocky O'Reilly's. I fucking despise the SNP with my every fibre, they're scum. I get my political invective against the bastards published every now and then in the dailies up here and won a bottle of Glenglassaugh scotch for Letter of the Week recently.
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Handy cunt tip #1 - Don't eat Greek salad midweek. I've been farting chunks of Halloumi, sun-ripened tomatoes and pumpkin seeds like a fucking Sekiden gun all morning.
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In response to grumpers' lumpy farts. Yesterday, after a turd that resembled a badly made banoffee fritter, I thundered out a post-natal fart in the bath and around six or seven sweetcorn kernels assembled around the spot where the bubbles burst. Needless to say, I saved them for re-cycling.
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Pulled pork (on a plate, in barbecue sauce, for a meal, you puerile cunts), cauliflower cheese and garlic potatoes for dinner last night. Fucking lovely. Imagine my surprise when I discovered it smelled even better after falling out of my arse this morning..although, perhaps not meeting the same appetising or aesthetic standard.
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Pulled pork (on a plate, in barbecue sauce, for a meal, you puerile cunts), cauliflower cheese and garlic potatoes for dinner last night. Fucking lovely. Imagine my surprise when I discovered it smelled even better after falling out of my arse this morning..although, perhaps not meeting the same appetising or aesthetic standard.
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Rampant pole-dancers with well-moist strummed clit-hoods...these are a few of my favourite things. Julie Andrews is a cunt.
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Rampant pole-dancers with well-moist clit-hoods...these are a few of my favourite things. Julie Andrews is a cunt.
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Rampant pole-dancers with well-strummed clit-hoods..these are a few of my favourite things. Julie Andrews is a cunt.