Rick_B

A hospital consultant here got banned for drink driving. He went on a medical jolly in London and sensibly went by train. He got stuck into the free beer and wine, caught the train back, then like a complete idiot got into his car instead of using the station taxi company. He wasn't stopped by police, he was still so pissed that he ploughed into the back of a stationary car just round the corner. Doh!

Yeah, that never happens.

Courageous, but unwise.

I wasn't there so I don't know, but you have some pretty sick thoughts, not to mention a profound disrespect for the professionalism of paramedics.

What has this crap got to do with driverless trucks/lorries?

I very much doubt that a council would have the power to close an open viable pub and convert it to a Mosque, although they could refuse to allow an already closed pub to reopen, especially if there are objections from the police because of trouble there in the past.

Or not.

The software is up to date, which can be a mixed blessing.

It depends. If they got treatment in time yes, once the symptoms of Rabies occur you've probably had it. Not a pleasant death apparently.

Just what the country needs, another Eton educated ex-Bullingdon Club leader.

It wasn't helped though by the fact that the boy's equivalent was called Leader.

Flintoff?

She's 17 and clearly a deeply disturbed person. Doubtless she has been difficult to handle, but doesn't deserve abuse from people who don't really know the full story.

That's The Daily Mail, a "newspaper" renown for printing the truth.

Buffet cars are mostly a thing of the past now, the private rail companies are far too interested in shoehorning more and more punters into their nasty little plastic-lined units to provide onboard facilities such as catering and functioning toilets.

Mateus Rose, alcoholic Tizer for people who don't actually like wine. Perfect to go with your grey all the way through extra well done steak.

Most insurance is really. I've never claimed on my car insurance, but I've paid thousands of pounds over the years for absolutely nothing in return. If you do make a claim the bastards look through the small print to see if they can find a technicality that means they don't have to pay out.

No it wasn't.

Curiously the only member of Zed Zed Top as we Brits like to call them who hasn't got a beard is Frank Beard.

The most horrible taxi ride I ever had was in Macclesfield. The driver was an ex meat inspector so you would assume he knew about hygiene and stuff. Unfortunately he stank like a whole shed-load of pigs and despite a bath and change of clothes I couldn't get his smell out of my nostrils for days. No he wasn't Muslim or Asian. He did stink though, I mean really stink.

Idiot.

Well yeah, the reality is most often different from the prejudiced view. My next door neighbours of about 18 months are Muslims of Pakistani origin and are likewise lovely people.

Yeah, everything is our fault.

Depends if you really want the likes of Rupert Murdoch to be running British TV services. I don't.

I wear jeans most of the time, except for work. Just saying.