Decimus

Unless you're the parent of a dead child buried in an unknown location on a moor that you will never be able to properly lay to rest. Then you'd probably think he was a bit of a cunt, no? Some things are unforgivable, Aitch, even by Longford's fake fucking God.

Do you recall the time that Fender turned up to meet you for a straightener on the cobbles and brought his three small children as back up?

Babs and I would like to have you over for Christmas this year, Frank. I'm afraid the silly old cunt has insisted on turkey, but she'll probably nosh you off after a few gins if you wash it in the sink first.

Someone summarise the deal, I can't be arsed to trawl through all that fucking shit. When will the blacks be leaving?

Every time he shows off his latest pair of homosexual footwear, his feet and ankles look like sausages in a too tight skin. Couple that with all the bleeding from his arsehole (non-sexual) and his swarthy, greasy skin, my diagnosis would be liver failure, quite severe judging by his peripheral oedema, anal varices and jaundice. It's probably come as a result of all the booze he has to consume in order to have the confidence to dress like a gender fluid cub scout.

No, it was still up Spotter's arse.

How many fingers can you get up that enormous Semitic hooter of yours?

Reported.

Withers, who on Earth is this toothy fucking dog? It looks about twelve.

I don't usually buy into conspiracy theories. A lot of the nonsense that has been espoused by fringe nutters about covid has been absolutely fucking mental. But the longer this is going on, the more I'm starting to wonder if there is another agenda at play here. I really cannot fathom why any government would intentionally work towards destroying our economy whilst simulataneously imposing Draconian population controls. But at the same time, I find it hard to believe that any government could be this fucking incompetent. There has to be an agenda, but I have no idea what it is.

Fuck off you cunt.

Yes I've been shitting myself, Johnny. I can't tell you how worried sick I've been at the thought that you wouldn't finally work out how to do something a reception age child could do whilst simultaneously confirming what a thick fucking cunt you are. Congratulations on cementing your reputation as the biggest and least successful bullshitter in Cunts Corner history.

I think that you were that fucking stupid that you didn't think to actually check the original date of my own nomination and subsequently thought that you were on to something that would embarrass me. All you have succeeded in doing is embarrassing yourself and confirming what a fucking stupid little cunt you are.

What I understand is that the evidence you've provided shows that someone copied my nomination three days after I posted it. We've waited nearly two months for you to work out how to do this and all you've proved is that you were talking absolute shit. Well done, you fucking moron.

Does it? That someone posted my nomination word for word after I originally posted it? Explain how? The hole you're digging is getting so fucking deep I'll able peek my head through it and look into your shit hole prefab house within a day.

Here he is, Marty McBullshit. Even if you're able to teach yourself the rudimentary IT skills of a five year old within the next month, how do you plan to explain the fact that the nomination I made was three days earlier than the supposed plagiarised shit you've unsuccessfully tried to screenshot? You fucking idiot.

Explain to me why Norfolk isn't in tier one, then.

Agreed.

I now know six people from work who have tested positive over the last two weeks. One is asymptomatic, one felt cold for a few days and a bit under the weather, another felt tired and lethargic for five days. The other three have both said they felt shit, but no worse than any flu they've ever had. The cure can't be worse than the disease, as countless others have stated on here and out in the real world. We're crippling the country's economy and destroying the mental health of millions of Britons based upon a disease that whilst deadly for some, is a minor inconvenience for the majority.

I'm more than a little surprised that the gelatinous, globulous sea beast managed to get back up on its trotters again afterwards.

Considering you are convinced that you can see the curvature of the Earth out of your Canadian boyfriend's bedroom window, it comes as no surprise that you probably think that Covid was made up by Bill Gates and George Soros in order to take over your railing painting business. Idiot.

Good afternoon, faggot.

You could be onto something, Johnny. Considering I posted the nomination on the 14th January 2016, the only conclusion I can come to is that I time travelled to three days in the future and copied it word for word. You're the gift that keeps on giving.

Finally, the smoking gun! It's hard for me to argue against such clear and comprehensive evidence. I guess the burden of proof is now on me to prove I didn't copy a load of old indecipherable shite. You utter, utter, thick fucking bastard.

@Frank is upset as his instincts have failed him yet again. He sniffed out what he thought was an opportunity to claim a big dog's scalp and ended up backing the wrong horse. Back to being an irrelevance until the next drama flairs, Frank, try to get it right next time, you redundant old cunt.