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Ed, after Proper reached out and begged me to put in a temporary appearance this weekend, I managed to get the upper hand in the negotiations and my terms have been met. You'll be interested to know that until midnight on Easter Monday you and I have complete carte blanche to instigate a beast hunt, with total immunity from any repercussions. Secondly, we have been given the nod to make threatening and sexual comments about the following punters family members: @and @Penny Farthing @Frank @ChildeHarold @Rev @colonelkurtz @Admin @Delzac Hunt I've also got the names and addresses of the above which I will PM you seperately.

Jewdy's old mum used to charge him by the stroke, oy vey.

The blacks were amongst some of the best dressed kids in my school, they were usually the only pupils who could be relied upon to turn up in the regulation blazer on photo days.

Give it a rest you Richard and Judy book club wanker, I want a traditional Corner bank holiday full of meltdowns and nonce allegations, not this boring shite. Jesus wept.

That's all he fucking needs, the kiss of death from you. Frank writes the theeeemmeee chooooonnn, Frank sings the themeeeee chooooonnn. Lololol Fuck off.

I suppose it makes a change from her gob's usual leasehold default of being filled with significantly younger cock, the highly suspect whore. As for class photos, if the exclusion was also extended to gingers, I'd be very much onboard.

His recent attempt to garner popularity on here based upon uncharacteristically racist outbursts smacks of the sort of desperation inherent to the current Tory party. I give it a maximum of 48 hours before he posts a video of a big pink, gay as fuck bus sporting huge ''Stop The Boats'' logos whilst he screams "Go Home Witherssss!!!" at the seagulls atop the white cliffs of Dover. The grasping at straws, absolutely disgraceful, total fucking cunt.

"Some cunt's knocking at the door, some cunt's ringing the bell..." Hopefully with a vat full of acid to chuck in your stupid cunt face. Good evening.

The stupid old bastard should tie his bent as fuck dog's lead in a Gordian knot around his scrawny neck and then go for a walk along Overtoun Bridge.

Correct, I've got absolutely nothing as far as you're concerned, you redundant little cunt. I'm after a big fish this weekend and I've got no time for tiddlers, so you'll need to make your own entertainment. On that note there will be no further blah blah blah etc... Lolololol. Wanker.

ELC, I'm not a man who casts aspersions lightly, but you come across like a knock off Alf Garnett, minus the parody, self-deprecation or charm. I want you off my site.

Shalom, half-cock, it's nice to see that absence has made your heart grow fonder, I wish I could say that the feeling was mutual. For one weekend only I'm going to treat you by hitting unblock. I won't bother reading any of your backlogged material since I can say with one hundred percent certainty that it will contain the usual outpourings of shit, both figuratively and literally. But I'll certainly entertain your abject bollocks going forward by tearing your puckered, little Kike arsehole asunder over a holiday period not observed by Palestinian baby murdering scum such as yourself. You total fucking wanker.

Withers, you wizened old toad. I've discovered the only creature on God's green Earth more pig fucking ignorant than a Frenchman, a French Canadian. I'm not sure if you've ever encountered one, but they make your lot seem positively warm.

I can see where the confusion arose.

That and the universal truth that he is the queerest cunt in all of Christendom.

So Fatboy Kim is angered and repulsed by men of a certain age wearing ridiculous trousers, eh? Here's hoping that on his next totally above board and legitimate trip to South East Asia that Frank puts North Korea on his itinerary, then.

I'm actually back home for a few days for a pit stop before a flying visit to France for work. Last night was the first time anything other than the stench of beaver and fake frogs had been up my snout since Christmas. I'm sure they have some proper snow over there, instead of the fucking shit from the sky which seems to permeate everything in fucking sight, but if they do I'm yet to sniff it out. What's been happening on here then? Give me a short summary of the main talking points and tell me who I need to call a nonce.

EH MATE... SELL US YA JAWBONE. JARRRRRRR-BOWWWNNNNNEEE. 🍚

Evening, Reptyle, you beast loving, Risk playing, unbelievably spastic cunt. The Baz was established and posting on here long before I emigrated. Which you would have known if you were capable of absorbing basic data metrics that didn't solely rely upon the interpretation of a D&D elf shitting upon the chest of a halfling. Tell me how you're richer than me because your best mate's second cousin's, postman's aunty once spoke to a man online whose niece once heard of a bloke in her local that owned a Honda Prelude twenty seven years ago. You absolute fucking wanker. lolololololololololol.

Reptyle?

Those who live in bungalows made of thousands of empty White Lightning bottles should avoid throwing piss filled cans of Tennents. I've no idea who this cunt is, Drew, but considering the amount of times that you've undoubtedly fallen from a great height whilst pissed off your fucking nut, I'd like to think that you'd have a bit more empathy.

I'm not sure that race baiting could ever be considered de rigueur for the average metrosexual queer around town. You can either double down on this shit and face the consequences, or apologise profusely for your blatant, Manky-woo tribute act and pray that your arsehole subsequently survives the weekend.

Goodbye, old friend...until we meet again. Queer old bastard x