Decimus

Have you ever considered moving your cardboard box from the boozer's adjacent Clinton Cards doorway and shifting it a few hundred metres further down the high street? Problem solved, no need to thank me.

I find this incredibly hard to believe.

Fucking Hell. A pensioners fish and chip special, added old bastard points granted for the early hour at which it was subsequently gummed down. And then to add to the geriatric mystique, Phyllis from Corrie is across the way muttering ''Stop the boats''. You decrepit Mavis cunt.

Not whilst Lenny fucking Henry continues to breathe he doesn't.

Isn't saying 'from the river to the sea' apparently a hate crime? As usual it seems the Kikes get a pass because allegedly six million of them got wiped out 80 odd years ago. Just how long are they going to dine out on that? They're like fucking wives who bring up their husbands infractions from decades ago in an argument.

What the Hell do you think you were playing at sniffing around the heath? Answer the fucking question.

Blacks.

I understand where you're coming from, I find her thick as fucking pig shit act quite endearing. She comes across like that slag everyone went to school with, you know the type. Massive rack but a rough boat race, which you don't necessarily mind because she dishes out hand jobs with the blasé attitude, frequency and experience of a Victorian, tuppeny fucking whore. Saying that, what do I know? I'm on record as stating I'd fuck Liz Truss.

TLDR.

I can tell you this for free, I've really enjoyed my time more on here recently since I blocked them. Having to read through page after page of their monotonous, repetitive, obsessive drivel was ruining the experience for me. You know me, Raas, I love a feud and acrimony. But when your opponents aren't worthy what's the point in carrying it on when you trounce them time after time? I know I've said it before, but try out doing the same. I guarantee you that within a couple of days of not logging on to see hundreds of dog shit (lol) comments clogging up your notifications, you'll start to enjoy yourself more. Reading through some funny abuse is one thing, but having your time wasted with bollocks like "poodle dictionary boy" and "dickless is going to be eaten by sharks" is another. If I wanted to verbally beat up the mentally retarded without them ever realistically challenging me, I'd go and scream obscenities at the employees of the local Remploy factory.

Fucking Hell, Aitch, I've suspected it for a while but this has confirmed it. You're Nadine Dorries, aren't you?

The photos of his hideously bloated trotters that he's posted over the years are proof enough that not all his sort wear comfortable shoes. @Frank- Proudly breaking down stereotypes of gay men since 2011.

I know it's been said before, but that dog is bent as fuck.

I dunno about all that, Pazerchimp, you subhuman homunculus. Surely any country worth its salt is only concerned about having sovereignty over its own borders, which we have and your lot doesn't. Unless you're stating that the Irish model is preferable, as in being a tiny cog in a vast European wheel where decisions are made about your borders and policies from Brussels and Berlin. At least when we were in the EU we had a voice, as a fourth rate nation you're told what to do and you do as you're told. Pretty much the same as how it was during 800 years of English rule. Little subservient, monkey looking cunt lolololol.

As a man who spends what seems like half of his time in France, I'm surprised to see that you've got such a problem with the absolute fucking pig's disgusting habits.

What the fuck is wrong with you lot? Two pages in and not a single mention of a Golliwog. Anyway, in the spirit of charming and harmless racial stereotypes, I thought I would share an image from my scrapbook via imgflp as Proper's dog shit site won't let me upload anything bigger than 0.00000098kb. I'd like to state first of all that I'm only very loosely associated with one of these people and that I don't make a habit of hanging around with fully grown men who like to play dress up. My thinking is that you could possibly get away with the black face on a technicality as you are dressing up as a black dog, although even then I wouldn't like to test that theory by doing it anywhere outside of Norfolk. But considering the dog's name, you've got to ask yourself what the fucking cunt was thinking:

I couldn't really give a fuck who pushes the button either way, you filthy little ape creature. I just enjoy correcting your shoulder-chip induced errors, consider me your editor if you like.

You can't get more inclusive than that, that's the entire population of America covered.

One of the rare times that he refused to toe the main party line, which was pretty strange considering he was one of my multis. As soon as the Bill ID became self-aware I fucked it and its own front door off for good.

Bustin' makes me feel good.

Listen here, Reptyle, when I was your age I also felt a swell of patriotic pride and firmly believed in British exceptionalism and superiority. Alas when I reached high school I began to inform myself of the facts and came to understand that we're an old lion without claws. You'll get there yourself when you move up in September. In the meantime, just who do you imagine we could actually defeat in a conventional war? The Japanese? Highly unlikely. The Russians? Maybe 150 years ago. The Chinese? It would be like the Wealdstone Raider giving it large against two hundred MMA fighters. Even the Germans, who have next to no military due to their pacifist doctrine, would wipe the floor with us. If the war was protracted they would utilise their vastly superior engineering, industrial capacity and economy which is two times larger than ours, and within a year or two they would vastly outgun the rump military we have been left with after successive governments have metaphorically neutered it. We're nothing, and the only country I'd fancy our chances against is France, because that obviously goes without fucking saying. Grow up, we're not playing 'Risk'.

Utter bollocks. I'm far from jingoistic, quite the opposite in fact. I think our military is an absolute fucking shambles after years of cuts and underfunding. But the fact is the nuclear weapons deployed by the RN can be launched without any prior agreement or code and are not reliant on American GPS guidance. Obviousvly in reality we wouldn't be using them as a first strike in some independent war such as if the Falklands kick off again, but if we really wanted to we could fire them whenever we pleased. Let's hope some mad Donald type cunt who despises Ireland gets voted in and goes rogue, it's not like your ten Sopwith Camels could do much to stop them. A few megatons of radioactive material would do no end of improvement to the bog-soaked, dismal shantytown you call home. Ya subhuman ape-creature yiz. Lololol.

A vintage, no-frills, supermarket based rant. Old school and fucking superb, I can feel your rage from here.