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Decimus

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  1. You stupid fucking wanker.

  2. Watch your step, I know where you live...

  3. Lololololol

    I warned you.

  4. Queer cunt🤗🤗🤗🤗

  5. Childless tranny cunt. Stay dead.

  6. You have been well and truly grassed.

    See you in five weeks, you stupid little cunt.

    Lol

  7. Useless, work-shy, enabling fucking cunt.

  8. I want Bill. Now.

  9. I want Yacht III. Now.

    1. Decimus

      Decimus

      And possibly Potato II.

  10. Ding?

    1. nocti

      nocti

      Fear not, Decs. The king of mindless fuckwittery has returned with a vengeance, lifting the sacred dildo of shame from the rock hard turd of faggotry, claiming himself once again as the one true fucking clueless cunt. 

    2. Decimus

      Decimus

      From this point forth and for all eternity, Ding shall now be known as The Octoquoter.

      Did you see his 8 fucking quote monstrosity yesterday? I've never seen the like, Nocs, and I don't care to ever witness it again.

    3. nocti

      nocti

      I did, unfortunately. It made me ponder what his inevitable, and hopefully swiftly forthcoming suicide note will look like. It makes you wonder if it will have any if his own incessant shite on it at all, amongst all the quotes from his heroes, Tinky Winky, Dipsy, etc.

  11. What the fuck is going on here, Spot? It's not like you to slum it with the rank and file in the comments section. Who is this cunt?

  12. Thought of the day: If E=mc2, Does EDL= Manky2?

  13. Thought of the day: If Manky makes a casually racist remark and no one is there to hear it, is it still racist?

  14. Out on the piss tonight up Naaaaaaarrrridddgggeee. Wondering if the horribly disfigured creature in Waterstones door way, with its hand moving furiously within its sack cloth trousers is Neil?

    1. Guest

      Guest

      Is it near the kebab shop? could be judy?

    2. Guest

      Guest

      "Perhaps he's such a perverse cunt that "  Do I even need to answer that ffs?

  15. Stupid fucking frank faced faux northern cunt.

  16. I'm starting a save Jacko fund. For a small donation we can get him the psychiatric help he needs to end this fucking sobriety madness.

  17. I wonder if i froze a particulary woody asparagus stem, whether it would have the solidity to be used as a lethal weapon?

    1. nocti

      nocti

      Don't forget to dip it in something particularly carcinogenic.

  18. I've just had the largest dump of my life. A real arse tearer.

    1. Guest

      Guest

      Thank you for that information

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