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Decimus

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  1. ELC, I'm not a man who casts aspersions lightly, but you come across like a knock off Alf Garnett, minus the parody, self-deprecation or charm. I want you off my site.
  2. Shalom, half-cock, it's nice to see that absence has made your heart grow fonder, I wish I could say that the feeling was mutual. For one weekend only I'm going to treat you by hitting unblock. I won't bother reading any of your backlogged material since I can say with one hundred percent certainty that it will contain the usual outpourings of shit, both figuratively and literally. But I'll certainly entertain your abject bollocks going forward by tearing your puckered, little Kike arsehole asunder over a holiday period not observed by Palestinian baby murdering scum such as yourself. You total fucking wanker.
  3. Withers, you wizened old toad. I've discovered the only creature on God's green Earth more pig fucking ignorant than a Frenchman, a French Canadian. I'm not sure if you've ever encountered one, but they make your lot seem positively warm.
  4. I can see where the confusion arose.
  5. That and the universal truth that he is the queerest cunt in all of Christendom.
  6. So Fatboy Kim is angered and repulsed by men of a certain age wearing ridiculous trousers, eh? Here's hoping that on his next totally above board and legitimate trip to South East Asia that Frank puts North Korea on his itinerary, then.
  7. I'm actually back home for a few days for a pit stop before a flying visit to France for work. Last night was the first time anything other than the stench of beaver and fake frogs had been up my snout since Christmas. I'm sure they have some proper snow over there, instead of the fucking shit from the sky which seems to permeate everything in fucking sight, but if they do I'm yet to sniff it out. What's been happening on here then? Give me a short summary of the main talking points and tell me who I need to call a nonce.
  8. EH MATE... SELL US YA JAWBONE. JARRRRRRR-BOWWWNNNNNEEE. 🍚
  9. Evening, Reptyle, you beast loving, Risk playing, unbelievably spastic cunt. The Baz was established and posting on here long before I emigrated. Which you would have known if you were capable of absorbing basic data metrics that didn't solely rely upon the interpretation of a D&D elf shitting upon the chest of a halfling. Tell me how you're richer than me because your best mate's second cousin's, postman's aunty once spoke to a man online whose niece once heard of a bloke in her local that owned a Honda Prelude twenty seven years ago. You absolute fucking wanker. lolololololololololol.
  10. Those who live in bungalows made of thousands of empty White Lightning bottles should avoid throwing piss filled cans of Tennents. I've no idea who this cunt is, Drew, but considering the amount of times that you've undoubtedly fallen from a great height whilst pissed off your fucking nut, I'd like to think that you'd have a bit more empathy.
  11. I'm not sure that race baiting could ever be considered de rigueur for the average metrosexual queer around town. You can either double down on this shit and face the consequences, or apologise profusely for your blatant, Manky-woo tribute act and pray that your arsehole subsequently survives the weekend.
  12. Goodbye, old friend...until we meet again. Queer old bastard x
  13. There have been plenty of wankers on this site over the years. Salty, Jazz, Saucepants and Ding to name but a few. But I never blocked any of them, because as shit/annoying/mental as they were, they at least brought a level of entertainment, albeit in a more laugh at them then laugh with them way. I think that the ultimate insult to someone is if they're deemed so devoid of any humour, talent, interest or personality people just decide to block them because they consider their content beneath the effort it takes to actually read it. I'd rather be known as a maniac like Jazz, a bullshitter like Johnny, or a multi-quoting, caravan-shitting sex pest like Ding than someone who is so devoid of any interesting traits that no one can be bothered to acknowledge their existence. You've got to ask yourself when all is said and done why they actually bother to log in when they're universally either ignored or ripped into. Delusions of grandeur possibly, fucking lonely, attention seeking desperation definitely.
  14. You'll be pleased to know that I'm with Bawsey when it comes to yourself, Aitch. A lot of what you post is undoubtedly mindless fucking drivel, but when you're not off of your face on tramadol and tizer you're actually capable of some engaging and thought provoking posts. Thank you for not being utterly shit, the aforementioned persons alluded to could learn a lot from you.
  15. It's their total lack of awareness with regard to their own shitness that gets me (or used to before I'd blessedly blocked them). They seem to be under the illusion that they make valuable contributions and that anyone who calls them out for the vacuous, repetitive bores that they are are part of a so called boys club. Hammer of Cunts couldn't be more neutral if he tried, but even he recognises that they're killing the site with their constant onslaught of bollocks. Literally almost everyone who posts on here, including neutrals, are at the end of their tether with the pair of idiots. I don't know how many people it will take to tell them that they bring absolutely nothing but boredom and annoyance to this site before they actually realise that the problem is them and not everyone else.
  16. Evening, Southern. As someone with a very similar sense of humour and outlook to myself, I find that your opinions on the state of The Corner over the years have invariably been in tune with my own. I'm used to the inevitable lulls in quality, as are we all, but usually I'm fairly confident that after a trough we'll find ourselves riding a peak. I'm not so sure this time, because admin seems to be refusing to do anything about the disruptive and absolutely shite posters that continue to plague us. Two more days and I'm off, I won't be bothering to post anything whilst I'm over there because there's nothing now left to draw me back. I'll log in again when I visit in the summer, but if all I see is page after page of the usual suspects spouting shite (two in particular) that's me done.
  17. If labour get in it'll be a mansion, with an associated multi-million pound book deal, regular 'This Morning' appearances and a damehood to boot.
  18. Where the fuck do you live, Aitch, Minsk?
  19. Anyone, even Gunga Din, would be better than the Onkyblock. I'd say to prepare your arsehole for the inevitable Labour-SNP coalition, but the fucking trans-obsessed queer cunts would probably take that as an invitation.
  20. He's spent his entire political career decrying immigrants and supposedly championing the plight of the working man. Don't get me wrong, if he practised what he preached, regardless of whether I agreed with him, I wouldn't demonise him. But he's about as common as a monogamous Frenchman and doesn't mind an immigrant as long as he's fucking it. The husband of a kraut, the lover of a frog, a multimillionaire and a former recipient of an EU wage. Everything he allegedly hates he's at one point fully endorsed for either his own financial benefit or cock. As far as hypocrites go, he's the absolute worst, and should be strung up by his freakishly long, pecksniffian giraffe neck. The cunt has got a lot to answer for and I want him dead.
  21. The irony of his electoral history is delicious. The only votes he has ever won is either in a parliament he fucking despises or on some low rent TV show solely watched by utter fucking simpletons. I fucking hate him.
  22. There's no Kike blood in my family, but would it surprise you to hear me say that I wish there was? On our hands, obviously, not polluting our veins. If you're one of them you should probably consider killing yourself instead of living with the shame.
  23. Doing business with a Christ Killer is fairly easy if you've got half a cock and wear the same stupid little hat. As a gentile I wouldn't trust the usury practising cunts as far as I could gas them.
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