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nocti

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  1. If I'm going to donate again, it'll be on the condition that people stop bumping the fucking Robbie thread.
  2. The only funny bits have been the footage from Africa.
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    Gary Lineker

    Despite numerous warnings of veering away from his allegedly imposed impartiality, this FA Cup-headed indignant cunt always likes to stir up the pot. It's almost like he's trying to distract people from something. Someone needs to check his hard drive. Although I suspect the password has more weird characters in it than his own family.
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    Robbie Williams

    Morning! Indeed we haven't! Such is the beauty of court injunctions. Just got back from a nice sabbatical, so nothing much going on in this tiny mind at the moment, but I'm sure you were about to point that out anyway. How about yourself Mr Kleftiko? What keeps the demons at bay for you these days?
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    Robbie Williams

    The gurning infinicunt, Robbie "Oh For Fucks Sake" Williams.
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    Robbie Williams

    I'm all for free speech, but this pushes the limits. Anyone that thinks this fucking spastard is anything other than a potential test dummy for nuclear weaponry either pisses sitting down, collects funko pops, or claps when their plane lands. Probably all three. This shit has also reminded me that he's still alive. You are a cunt, Carl.
  7. Good riddance to the spherical fuck-ugly lumberjill as well. She can relax for a while until her next bit of work when they inevitably remake Don't Look Now. Weird little fat cunt.
  8. Play this at 0.25x for a David Lynch short film.
  9. I see that poundland Alan Partridge, Richard "Fucking" Madeley has apologised live on TV this morning for referring to this lisping fat chutter as "he" during an interview. It really is a fucking circus isn't it? These wankers are basically playing 'the floor is lava', then throwing a spastic fit when someone just casually walks through the room. Then twats like Madeley are apologising for doing it. It's fucking mental. At least the slab-cracking chutney hunter is getting the attention he so desperately craves.
  10. Not sure about this yet. Not been mad on anything since Dead End Kings. It's better than City Burials though.
  11. Lads, lets save the vitriol for Sam. I have a feeling we could push him over the edge here, and if he googles his name along with "abomination" "piesexual" "milk tray" and "Baron Harkonen cunt" this could be the first thing that comes up.
  12. This warbling spunk-chugging ham planet is edging dangerously close to Robbie and Lenny territory. The humane thing at this point would be to put the ugly piesexual cunt down. But that would imply that they'd be able to pick him up in the first place. An utter fucking disgrace and no mistake.
  13. To be honest, I always assume that the cunt just goes without saying in all these lists. He's like the UK qualifying for Eurovision.
  14. The headline for the organ donor news story has had the cerebrally-challenged quisling types foaming at the mouth about institutional racism; until they read the article and realise it's actually their own fucking fault. I don't suppose organs are too useful when they're littered with stab wounds anyway. I also love how in this article, they make a big deal of how such a small percentage of the UK population is black for once, but then you click back to their main page or watch a BBC programme and you'd think you accidentally fired up a fucking VPN from Ghana.
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    Jeremy Renner

    I wonder if this halfwit eagle-shagging belmer was eating a tuna jacket potato as well. Fucking idiot.
  16. Seeing as we've now realised borders are just a man-made concept constructed due to colonialism and white supremacy, don't these simply belong anywhere at all? Not to mention, it would reduce any potential carbon footprint to just leave them where the fuck they are. They're a pile of shit anyway.
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    Qatar 2022

    "The lads" should drown their sorrows after that, whilst also retaining some good old festive spirit.
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    Hangover Cures

    You could hold the saucer for him?
  19. https://streamable.com/klrfhm
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    Bad News

    Absolutely. That's exactly where my mind went as well.
  21. Cheers for this, I almost went a month without wishing he was dead. Has his remarkably unfunny side-cunt "Comedy Dave" got cancer yet?
  22. "My [ancestors'] history did not start with slavery. Black people have been in this country since Roman times, if not before." This is either pure ignorance, or a blatant lie. It's true that Africans came here back then, but because it is documented that they came from Mauretania, these stupid cunts assume they mean the modern African country of Mauritania. Actually, Mauretania was a roman province stretching across present-day Algeria/Morocco. Its inhabitants in those days were Berbers, who are of a more Mediterranean complexion, and are actually considered white by all means. These fucking idiots who mix these two up, and also believe African is synonymous with black, are mainly responsible for maintaining this "diversity built Britain" camel-cockery that pervades the place at the minute. Note that diversity means black people though, not East Asians, Latinos and the like. Don't even get me started on the myths surrounding Windrush and its reasons for coming here. Decs got it spot on above. You could teach black history of the UK all year round by making them read the same short paragraph every morning off the back of a postage stamp.
  23. My wife muttered "another celebrity death then" only moments ago. I asked who, and as she said "Robbie" I admit that I began to feel the pangs of ecstasy, and even a shred of tumescence down below. Unfortunately, turns out it's Coltrane. Who I actually quite liked.
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