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A worthy contender indeed, although the plastic equine cunt is partly responsible for the woke-wave ripping through the comedy climate over here, the priggish fucking canuck. I'd give her a Simon Weston makeover with a blowtorch, then thump a breezeblock up her shitter.

With all the absurd events that have occurred in the world, this is bizarrely one of my favourite things to have ever happened. It always cracks me up when I think about it, the fucking stupid cunt. If I end up with alzheimers, I hope it's one of the last remaining memories I'm left with. At least then I can chuckle away when I'm wondering who the fuck my wife and kids are.

Brian Harvey as fuck.

How is the job at Dulux going, Neil?

What gets me is that it's just the same sports but with amputees and belmers doing them. They could at least come up with new and interesting shit to make them do. I propose a 100m walk for the ones with Parkinsons. Start the rattlers off with a breadboard in their hands, put a load of marbles on them, and see how many they've still got on there at the finish line. I'd fucking watch that.

A katana-wielding My Little Pony enthusiast, a shite talking sheep, and a thunder-cocked hermaphrodite trainspotter notwithstanding, he was one of the oddest little cunts to grace the Corner. In my tenure here at least. Also, RIP Grumpycunt.

"Shall we go over there and screw those kids?" "Out of what?"

Clueless ginger fuckwit, from the Sophie Ellis-Bextor school of having a face that looks like that thing from Ice Age clinging to a kite. If she cares that much, she should take a leaf out of our Miles' book and fuck off over there. Although I do admire her gaul in apologising for her foolishness, by way of posting links so those she offended can donate their money to charities she has chosen. What a cunt.

Looking at the cunt, and knowing his name is Miles, I doubt he could handle more than a pint anyway. Especially when they cut his fucking hands off.

It's pearls of wisdom like this that make me wonder why your parenting blog was taken down.

Oh, fucking great. They won't even need the dinghies soon.

I wonder what the religious types would make of this recent development. https://www.lawofficer.com/george-floyd-mural-destroyed-by-lightning-strike/

Good job there isn't an IQ one. It'd be like a pedo's funeral on here.

Wear a mask, obviously. https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/grandmother-jailed-for-90-days-over-refusal-to-wear-face-mask-1.4618417

The irony of kneeling for them all tournament as well. Ungrateful cunts.

That's a bit below the fucking belt, Decs! I'd retaliate with a Lenny Henry quote if I wasn't so sure googling him would inadvertently flash up images of the ugly walrus-shagging cunt. I'm not quite in the mood for incandescent rage at the minute.

Nothing surprises me anymore. You only have to look a few years back at the sugar tax, and lisping semen-hoarder Jamie Oliver getting involved with making school meals healthier; only for Adele to get hounded and virtually "cancelled" a few years later on social media just for losing weight, which is fat-shaming, or body racist. Fuck knows, I struggle to keep up. Then look at all the recent advertising campaigns for underwear companies, containing slab-cracking ham planets who would be lucky to survive to see their wage packet hit the bank, let alone see it go out again on krispy kremes. Usually, the oppressed aim to get as far away from their oppressors as possible. Not here, evidently. They fucking love every minute of it, the cunts.

There's something about this insipid harridan that makes me want to dropkick her in the Adam's apple and suplex her into her parent's urns. Charmless and talentless cunt that looks like Jim Henson's interpretation of ET on chemotherapy.

Well, you still could be half right. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1454936/Doctor-Who-Jodie-Whittaker-replaced-Michaela-Coel-series-BBC-video/amp

Baws may correct me, but I don't think I've seen so much drama unfold within ten posts before. Anyway, the ban is just. I suspect he may have been a homosexual.

Something like this?

Meanwhile, down under, they are taking steps to block teaching critical race theory in their national curriculum. I wonder which of these routes we will end up going down? https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/06/23/australia-senate-moves-to-block-critical-race-theory-from-national-curriculum-education-not-indoctrination/

You can get most of these on Auschflix now. Ask Ratty nicely and he'll give you his login.

Well, it didn't take long... https://streamable.com/pn2o6s

I don't think it will stay untouched for long.