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  1. Decimus

    Ding?

    1. nocti

      nocti

      I did, unfortunately. It made me ponder what his inevitable, and hopefully swiftly forthcoming suicide note will look like. It makes you wonder if it will have any if his own incessant shite on it at all, amongst all the quotes from his heroes, Tinky Winky, Dipsy, etc.

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  2. Decimus

    Ding?

    1. nocti

      nocti

      Fear not, Decs. The king of mindless fuckwittery has returned with a vengeance, lifting the sacred dildo of shame from the rock hard turd of faggotry, claiming himself once again as the one true fucking clueless cunt. 

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  3. Decimus

    I wonder if i froze a particulary woody asparagus stem, whether it would have the solidity to be used as a lethal weapon?

    1. nocti

      nocti

      Don't forget to dip it in something particularly carcinogenic.

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  4. cuntspotter

    Naturism: The way forward!

    1. nocti

      nocti

      "Keith, shouldn't you have sunblock, not KY jelly?"

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  5. cuntspotter

    Naturism: The way forward!

    1. nocti

      nocti

      Probably because everything about you goes dead against nature, Keith.

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