White Cunt

I doubt they would get very far…

Nice. Paris: Eiffel Tower, London: Pile of Shit. Needs a few pikies, trailers and a big Nike ad on top to finish it off.

On the other hand, we could redirect shipping containers from China via Haggistan. All those Fentanyl shipments would reach its target market and any illegals could be processed locally, too.

Welcome to the club, Spotto.

That may be arguable, LC. Thought I am shitting myself over the wet bulb effect here in the UK, with or without mass starvation, odds for survival in Australia look equally (if not more) unpleasant. Only time will tell, but picking the place to live out our lives, from the point of view of personal preference, will become obsolete in the very near future.

The man with two redeeming features: looking middle-aged/old from the age of twenty five and delivering an equally time-warped performance every single time. The Highlander pretty much illustrates his career.

Excessive milling about with extra leering may ruffle a few feathers and get them moving. If that fails, just cut power supply.

The simplest solution would be to lay off the cock for a while, and get pissed after eight (p.m.)

Noted.

May I suggest for you to invest in the right attire, to inform the public from afar. Here is a suggestion to translate your mental state and class in one go.

Is channel four still around?

This is quite disturbing, actually. I can imagine the discerning pretty young women, purchasing and using the products on their tender and shapely young bodies, and at the same time the nightmare of Frank soaping his spindly legs and Punkers furiously soaping his arse hole in preparation for the summer festival. What really makes it a given, is the keen adherence of those two fussed individuals to purloining the higher end of beauty range in pursuit of their hygiene regime…

Forget Ape, stop buying now, start buying come this winter as our energy supplies may affect local water supplies. This should give you enough bitching material to carry on with and it’s not that fictitious, either. We are seriously fucked going forward with energy, unless enough coal is put into action (explain this to the green wankers when they freeze in the dark) and new nuclear plants come online. Currently it’s too little of everything to keep the country going. I might keep that water and my generator under my mattress.

I think this idea had been extensively explored before, but had fallen out of favour with the post-war public. Bear in mind that the hides would be much larger nowadays and perhaps the luggage and furniture industry could find the right application for those Human Resources. The soap will get the stamp of approval of the green factions if you put organic essential oils into it. I’m not that fussy, so a strong cologne perfume is fine, as long as it’s triple-milled and comes wrapped up in tissue and in nice packaging.

Stop buying bottled water, ffs. Power cuts are scheduled for this winter.