White Cunt

The ones in London had been sold off to private foreign investors and now generate over £ 5,000 per month plus of rental income, just as other luxury, detached properties in the capital.

A lot of their female property dyes their wigs orange blond to complement the sallow complexion and Dulux make up. Weight-wise - hard to tell their girth under those polyester tents and oodles of bling, but it still looks pontoon-ish.

Their population has quadrupled in the last forty years. No fucking idea about contraception either.

Fucking brill. Trump as a US ambassador to camel fuckers, negotiating a barrel oil for a Mexican exchange rate...

I thought the nom was about Rotherham council.

I though I saw him busking for change around Kings Cross. Caused a few suicides, I suppose.

"Trainspotting" for that purpose.

We need to reserve this option for Brony and Frank

The Fat Slags still underperform the average piss pot tarts on their night out.

I hear the Philippine Airlines are more reliable for the purpose.

Question is, what is a grown man buying a jar of Vaseline for?

It's wrapped up all too well. A super shit job would add that final touch. Like this: or like that:

Hello Punkape. What brings you back?

George Bush

I don't trust this sign. I bet it means "Fuck off from Scotland". The big cross is quite telling. So true. Our poky, soggy island riddled with a local shop, fiefdom mentality. Fucking stupid.

I think you miss-read it. It meant a disabled type like a dwarf or a poorly endowed one. We need to make allowances.

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How was the break, Keith? Any takers for dick sucking? I hear there was a flash syphilis epidemic in your neck of the woods.

Good riddance to old trash. I know one of those; although thankfully he is not a relative of mine the man is a complete and utter wanker and parasite . When this tosser pegs it, It would be better for the cunt to get cremated, otherwise I will shit on his grave and I am not just saying it. He ripped off his mother and his half-brother to the tunes of a quarter million pounds. As they both suddenly passed on, it was too late to press charges. When this tosser was making speeches at their funerals, I had the urge to put a bullet through this thieving, lying cunt.

He crashed his uninsured old Vauxhall Corsa into a tree in a drunken stupor. Although he survived, thanks to the volume of empty lager cans which cushioned the blow, he is still busy with a pair of pliers picking bits of them out of his brain. It will take some time.

Tory boys will now be fucking desperate to resurrect old mother Mag, to help them win the next election. That will sort out the Corbyn lad issue in no time.

That's probably a good thing my mother passed away. Dad would have been tad angry that his wife was shagging a deity. Friction for extra pleasure, God is a busy mother fucker.

It has been established time and again that the Swiss have more guns per person that the Yanks, yet don't go around trigger happy, unless there is a shortage of fondue base.

In that case God is one busy fucker.

As no money changed hands before your ancestors landed in Australia, you don't have a case there. However, you should charge for relocation costs, overtime, family separation, food, cleaning costs and mileage.