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Stubby Pecker

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  1. Heterosexuality? Pull the other one Frank. You're a committed bender and no mistake. Fuck off
  2. Ukraine and Gaza, killing Russians and Goat shaggers
  3. We had the chance to go really big in the first innings and could have possibly knocked over the curry munchers for 50 less 1st time around, but it was our shite batted 2nd innings where it was lost. 110-3 to 145 all out. Crawley and Bairstow going along nicely looking to set well over 250 but the silly cunts got out at the same time. Our batting is so hit and miss and its got to be time to get rid of Bairstow, the moaning northern, ginger cunt.
  4. Fucking useless On day 3, after that rollicking ton from Duckett, we had the opportunity to be utterly ruthless and bat out the entire day. Roots shot was stupid and Bairstow needs dropping for good unless he keeping wicket. Brook a shoe in when he's available.
  5. If he’d have launched one on KBs 8 foot Norway spruces at the hag, it would have taken the silly cunts head off
  6. Last time we thrashed them in the first test on a normal pitch that offered slow turn later in the match. Then they produced a series of sand pits with the ball going through the top a day one. They’ll do exactly the same this time with their mediocre 3rd spinner made to look like the bum love child of Warnie/Murali/Bedi Our only hope is to outscore them quickly and put the shits up their poncey fucking superstar players. Id love to see India beaten, arrogant curry munching poofs. Somehow I don’t think our lads will be booking in for a 300 ball century…
  7. Like gypo, I’ve gone to great lengths on these pages to state what utter vile cheating cunts Warner and Smith are. Many Aussies are embarrassed how they were welcomed back into the team despite their crocodile tears only because they got caught. Thankfully, flat track bully Warner has fucked off for good hopefully never to be seen again and Smiths twitching around like a spasticated gibbon at the crease it’s as successful. I hope one of the Windies quicks chucks down a beamer and cracks the twat on the head exactly where Archer got him and finishes the job.
  8. When it comes to the pant shitting part and considering you’re ‘closer to 80 than 70’ vintage, I’m guessing you speak from experience. Let’s hope it’s your last Christmas lol lol fuck off
  9. Christ, you’re a fucking idiot Do us a favour and post less of your witless shite on this forum. I genuinely hope Neil finds you, brutally arse rapes you, then sticks you under the patio with the rest. Cunt
  10. What exactly is it you bring to this site? Your cretinous, turd hoarding, boardline beast cunt.
  11. “Joker's so tough he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose, then ask for seconds”
  12. Christ, you’re an idiotic fucking cunt. Do this site a favour and post far less, fuck off out of it, or take a bath with the toaster
  13. Say what you want about Ken being a complete cunt (he is), but as a fellow newt wanker, I naturally find a kinship with the neo Marxist, Jew baiting, commie bastard.
  14. Dining alone again this Christmas Day Frank? I can just see you, dressed like a total cunt as usual, foraging the shelves of your nearest Waitrose (Lidl) for the smallest Turkey (Bernard Mathew’s sandwich slices), 3 sprouts and 2 sausages wrapped in bacon. No doubt you’ll spend the festive season wrapping a few more sausages with you effeminate lips and battered arsehole. Fuck off
  15. Good fucking god man, the thought of eating one of withers poor buggered geese would be akin to Cannibalism, with the amount of vile spunk he’s shot up them. Plus living in terror would undoubtedly make the meat tough What a horrible fucking French cunt he is
  16. This shows how fucking shite spudland must be if the death of cunt like him brings the place to a drunken standstill With any luck the pissed up mourners will lynch a few dozen of the 1000s of Muslim savages they’ve let in. And panzy
  17. Joking aside, I’ve drank whiskey and smoked cigars atop this gaudy behemoth We could see the Palm being built by dozens of dredgers and Bangladeshis on 25p a day
  18. Indeed. I quit the corner for several months, perhaps a year because of Keith’s blatant paedo fantasies and disturbing PMs. Yes, he could be a funny cunt, but where there’s smoke… I hope he’s either locked up on the nonce wing or a disgruntled parent caught up with him and took the fat, child buggering cunt for a one way walk into the woods
  19. The only thing “she” carries around is a set off cock & balls that wouldn’t look out of place hanging off some giant Paleolithic beast
  20. Or of congealed goose shite, garlic, spunk and cowardice lol lol fuck off
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