Stubby Pecker
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Wishful thinking. Maybe he got a PM and a pay off from the mods to lay low before decs gets cooler'd again?
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I'll take the credit for 'evs work, without my merciless baiting of wc through calling him a sheep shagger, he'd have never cracked!
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You can't fuck them enough either. Goose fancier indeed
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As a mountain biker and married man, I resent the mud and pain bit. True about the beer though if you're taking waddworths- its undrinkable weasel piss
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Original was better, and stranger
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Ding would be proud of you young deciman, his subliminal multi quoting has worked with spectacular results.
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Don't worry about that twa....hold on, I'm paranoid now. One thing about up north is the good selection of curry houses. Down our way they're mainly Bangladeshi or Indian. Of course you don't like rugby, you like league: a bunch of bone thick body builders covered in tats running into each other unable to pass the cunting thing.
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I thought I could smell vomit in the air..... Actually Francois, willy shitter has me on the ropes and I'm praying for the bell.
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Hobby of predominantly northern cunts who take great delight in spending time on their roofs in a cage full of bird shit, probably naked with a semi. The navigational skills of birds is an amazing thing. Why not appreciate this by reading a book on wild birds and marvelling at some of the epics of migration or, heaven forbid, going into the countryside an observing this first hand. Some of these cunts have also been caught killing and poisoning sparrow hawks and peregrines that dare to think about killing their inbreed sky rats.
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Don't rise to these blindingly true facts about you mank. Stick to your curry muncher hating guns.
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I don't want to get onto a spat with you manky, I'm already engaged in fights to the death with a trio of wankers. I successfully killed welsh_cunt for the good of the corner and all humanity. Think on that deed worthy of sainthood next time you're WD-40ing your chain
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I don't want to know of your liking for sausage meat. As for pigeon racing, these sad cunts deserve a nom of their own, but fair play to them for providing all the sparrowhawks and peregrines with lots of naive prey
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I make it a rule never to got further north than chipping campden, the last bastion of civilisation.
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I'd like to put you in something wet a watery. And acidy
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Owls are great, oddie is a cunt. Get with the program bubs, don't make me doubt your clear potential again
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Don't even think about a spat with old panzy dr Quincy, his hide is thicker than Punkapes dangling bum curtains. His spelling is top draw for your average bog trotter
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To be fair to mank, some of those haggs deserved it; refusing to get his thundercats bike out of his spider invested shed and saying no to scrubbing his lycras on a rock down the canal, like all good northern women.
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You really should know your place. Crawling back after a long but fair stint in the cooler for being a wanker, a horrid fucking wanker at that with an inability to know where the line is verging on mental retardation. Keep pretending you're the daddy with your hand on franks flaccid cock and lips on Punkapes gaping ring piece
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Ballence has to go, lots of chances and runs in CC don't mean shit at test level. Dawson looks out of his depth because fundamentally he's a shit batted and wank bowler, should have been Rashid. We miss Woakes and the batting looks frail, openers need to get the oppositions best bowlers into their second or third spells to do their job as we've got so many stoke makers below. We've fucked this test.
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Awesome, seen a few here in FoD. Cold hearted killers and no mistake. The fact that they can take full grown pheasants isn't on their side, however.
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Also that's a picture of a European eagle owl, not even native to our isles, apparently. You could have at least managed to find the offending species, a tawny. Any cunt knows they need mature trees for nesting and hunting, thus ruling out the barren swamp where you live so must either be on holiday or hearing things.
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And wanks off horses for vile films on the dark web when he really should be practicing his approach shots or spending more time tutoring the choir boys.
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Punkers is sponsored by dyson, Hoover and vialeda to road test their kit via anal insertion the pathetic fucking tramp sucker offerer
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Dr quince is right. I have conc HCL and sodium hydroxide at work and never the twain shall meet-a bit like punkers cock and balls and some beef curtains
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I mean to destroy you 'eavens you muthafuka of a cheeky scamp, owl hells guna break loose....
