Stubby Pecker

Knowing you it’ll be some mystic beasts from cryptozoology. Nature is full of battles, big and small but a Grizzly vs polar bear would be a epic clash of the heavyweights (the two species can successfully interbreed) The massive Siberian tiger activity hunts asiatic black bears to eat. So hard it eats bears. I’ve advocated their introduction to the Forest of Dean

Only in the ring

It’s this sort of high quality cunting that makes me want to log out… Come on lads

The only French “connection” you’ve got is the gallon of Gallic spunk fired up your arse when the aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle was in port, and you just “happened” to be there. lol You vile public toilet frequenting poof

Will you be opening your doors to any Palestinian refugees Frank? I’d of thought a homosexual predator like yourself would gladly except any number of barely legal young men into your 1 bed flat. Im not sure what the legal age for bumming is for Arab types (you probably have an world map wall chart with it on) but I’m sure in these pc ethnic living times, you’d get away with anything, you vile poof.

The only reason @Witheredscroteposts at the same time as @Frank is one is invariably hanging out of the back of the other, like some disgusting garlic and goose shit smelling conjoined twin They make me sick

Fucking great film Proper action and a grim tale on the stupidity of war

I know the rats fuhrer has no love for either of these human subspecies, and (like me) is praying for them to wipe each other out. I see he’s alive on other threads

Never mind that shite, it’s rat likes that really count. Is the old cunt dead?

It’s a pen multi…

It’s hard to believe a senile old cunt (and a permanently pissed one) like you actually gets his shaky digits into the guts of a combi boiler with blowing up the whole street

A geordie in a self parking car; there’s a good joke in this somewhere

The hypocrisy make me want to puke All the democratic leaders are calling Putin a war criminal, and rightly so, but Israel’s levelling of Gaza and slaughtering of people trapped in a goldfish bowl is even worse. Sanak is a fucking disgrace

Rattled

Is Babiel a Jew or a Paki?

I’ve heard that @Witheredscrote now dresses as a Wehrmacht stormtrooper when he buggers his geese in some kinky WW2 role play shit. The geese are obviously playing the part of every French woman desperate for hun sausage in 1940, in the 1 month, 2 weeks and 1 day it took Gerry to conquer frog land

You only want him to win because you’ve got a couple of right dirty pissing slags lined up for him at your top end knocking shop Rub and a tug (and a piss soaking)

The only reason the ultra rich gulf states keep conspicuously quiet on regional peace matters, is to keep the yanks sweet by tolerating Israeli expansionism and apartheid. Secretly of course they hope all the jews are pushed into the sea a slaughtered

Badiel sees a combat 18 neo Nazi skinhead behind every bush. If he’s so sick of living our racist, anti semitic liberal democracy, I suggest he fucks off to New York or better still, invents a Time Machine and travels back to last Friday and a kibbutz near Gaza

This is where these taliban types could get a huge PR win. A murderous rampage through the shit stabbing and bender communities would seriously make them look heroic to the general public. Beheading a few paedos could get them into government

One things for sure, Putin will be fucking pissing himself laughing at our liberal leaders running around like the cunts they are. Meanwhile, Russia, India, China, Brazil, all of bongo bongo land, couldn’t give a fuck so keep their noses out wait for the dust to settle, then cozy up to the winners

Before this talentless cunt rocked up, the female voice was beautiful and soothing, there to paint a rich picture in sound. PH (Post Houston) however, every other silly slag now has to yell and scream their guts out with a force of a tropical cyclone, making babies cry, cracking double glazing and making it clear they’re trying too hard to outdo the previous idiotic cunts. Granted, there were big momma types PH (Pre Houston) who could belt it out with power, but this was generally in the context of soul music. Fuck off

Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get in the middle of a knife fight Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get AIDS or dysentery Jamaica's alright, if you wanna be mugged or murdered Jamaica's alright, if you're a misogynist, or a homophobe Jamaica's alright, if you like only one kind of music Jamaica's alright, if you like small bananas and spiders Jamaica's alright, if you wanna buy drugs from your hotel room Jamaica's alright, if you want your hand lopped off by a machete

Macron has probably sent a white flag to the Iranians already, just in case they join in the war Same old frogs, always running away even when they’re not at war yet