Stubby Pecker

On 13/04/2024 at 13:01, Eddie said:

It’s about time you traded that piece of crap in and got a proper sports car. 

It’s about time you got back to work you skiving sambo. With no fatty to push around, no doubt you’ve got another bunch of illegals on the jet wash to fund your lavish lifestyle

I except a serious discount to wash my previously owned Bedford Rascal if I’m ever unlucky enough to be in your manor 

8 hours ago, ratcum said:

@ratcum?

@ratcum?

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Uncanny! I was just typing this out when you stole it from my brain.

Feeble minds think alike…

6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

This bint is half-brummie and her tits are large but lop-sided. Have you seen the right one? I’ve been on Pornhub and seen this up close. I know what I’m talking about. Raise your standards you copper-crutch licking disgrace, you’ll be saliva-douching Roops’ rancid, ginger haddock-sluice next.

Utter bullshite.

You really expect us to believe your standards are so high that given the theoretical option of climbing on top of Miss Hendricks for a 10 microsecond hump, you’d refuse? Next you’ll tell us you’d say no to a threesome with a couple of Victoria’s Secret models.

Every non poof would jump at the chance of her big wobbly tits wrapped around their cock until the custard started to flow.

I believe @Neil should be the expert to trust in these matters 

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you seen the actress Christina Hendricks? To say that she’s right up your street is an understatement. I would post a photo for you but I’m computer thick.

On 21/02/2024 at 20:15, Frank said:

Billy.. bud, I've been coming round to your way of thinking in recent months. I'm not convinced you're as stupid as you've made us all believe. What do you make of this?..

 

Heterosexuality? Pull the other one Frank. You're a committed bender and no mistake.

Fuck off

3 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Where the fuck have you been?

Ukraine and Gaza, killing Russians and Goat shaggers

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

This last test- England needed to eek out as many runs as possible to get over the 200 mark. Anderson comes to the crease. Third ball he tries a reverse sweep (god i hate that fucking stroke) and is out. He's a fucking a bowling tail ender. He shouldn't be attempting a risky stroke like that at the best of times. 

Fucking useless, hair highlights cunt.

We had the chance to go really big in the first innings and could have possibly knocked over the curry munchers for 50 less 1st time around, but it was our shite batted 2nd innings where it was lost. 110-3 to 145 all out. Crawley and Bairstow going along nicely looking to set well over 250 but the silly cunts got out at the same time. Our batting is so hit and miss and its got to be time to get rid of Bairstow, the moaning northern, ginger cunt. 

On 23/02/2024 at 23:30, Roadkill said:

Up to this point I've actually been well known for being a fence sitting twat, often refusing to pile onto some of the more targeted members such as @Penny Farthing and @and that often clash with the rest of the tribe.

I've shown annoying little spastic newbies, such as @Old Chap Raasclaat and @Dyslexic cnut were, how to survive and flourish on what this place used to be and gave the likes of @King Billy a second chance when we started off as enemies. They're all more than you could ever hope to be on here now.

The only cunt up until you that I had a real problem with was Pete - who revealed himself to be a certified nonce, who was also the only cunt I've ever genuinely reported.

I've been known to stir the shit occasionally for my own amusement and the ultimate betterment of others, but with you, Harold - I just get the impression that you're a worthless fucking prat who's only lasting effect is to speed up the death of a place I once enjoyed.

So... I'm going to torment you. I'm going to get under your skin and make you squeal like the little piggy that you are. You can brush me off with all of the default bollocks random posts you like, but the very fact that you've already mentioned me twice to other users today, calling me a snake and a shit stirrer, shows me that I'm already in your cramped little mind.

Stay tuned.

Virgin

On 19/02/2024 at 19:02, Witheredscrote said:

Yes you are. 

Fuck off

Fucking useless

On day 3, after that rollicking ton from Duckett, we had the opportunity to be utterly ruthless and bat out the entire day. Roots shot was stupid and Bairstow needs dropping for good unless he keeping wicket. Brook a shoe in when he's available.  

23 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

That was one of @King Billy's organic Vermont white spruces he flung at her. He must have been pissed off. Lol.

If he’d have launched one on KBs 8 foot Norway spruces at the hag, it would have taken the silly cunts head off 

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm concerned about how England will fare against India in their series that starts this week. It's going to be a fucking shitshow for us. The injuns have picked 4 spinners for their squad which means the pitches will fucking disintegrate after day one.  Can't see Anderson getting much joy. The Aussies took Lyon and a couple of newbie spinners who did well, so let's hope our spinners do well. But I wont hold my breath. 

Last time we thrashed them in the first test on a normal pitch that offered slow turn later in the match. Then they produced a series of sand pits with the ball going through the top a day one. They’ll do exactly the same this time with their mediocre 3rd spinner made to look like the bum love child of Warnie/Murali/Bedi

Our only hope is to outscore them quickly and put the shits up their poncey fucking superstar players. Id love to see India beaten, arrogant curry munching poofs.

Somehow I don’t think our lads will be booking in for a 300 ball century…

On 16/01/2024 at 08:43, Last Cunt Standing said:

This is slightly off topic, but I’d be interested in the collective view from The Corner Cricket Club. Dave Warner, a divisive figure if ever there was one, fresh off the PR binge of a misplaced baggy green and being helicoptered into the SCG for a Domestic T20 game, has hung up his tatty Test cap for the last time. I was never a fan after sandpaper-gate. He’s been replaced, not by outstanding openers Bancroft or young prospect Renshaw, but by Steve “Twitcher” Smith, disgraced ex-captain, and the most unsuitable opener since Michael Barrymore MC’d the Essex RNLI annual cabaret. Australia are playing a tepid West Indies, so given half-blind Sloths armed with a banana could knock a fifty easily, he’ll probably twitch his way to 200, but still, it’s a cunt on principle. 

Makes me almost nostalgic for big Rob Key picking his golfing mates and paying no attention to County form, the twat. 

@Stubby Pecker @camberwell gypsy what say you?

Like gypo, I’ve gone to great lengths on these pages to state what utter vile cheating cunts Warner and Smith are.

Many Aussies are embarrassed how they were welcomed back into the team despite their crocodile tears only because they got caught. Thankfully, flat track bully Warner has fucked off for good hopefully never to be seen again and Smiths twitching around like a spasticated gibbon at the crease it’s as successful. 

I hope one of the Windies quicks chucks down a beamer and cracks the twat on the head exactly where Archer got him and finishes the job.

On 04/12/2023 at 12:55, Witheredscrote said:

You stupid cunt. Here's hoping you O D in the office shitter, and die with your Y Fronts filled with shit.

 

 

When it comes to the pant shitting part and considering you’re ‘closer to 80 than 70’ vintage, I’m guessing you speak from experience. Let’s hope it’s your last Christmas 

lol

lol

fuck off

On 13/12/2023 at 20:09, ChildeHarold said:

You’re very peculiar, a very peculiar person. Period! 

Christ, you’re a fucking idiot

Do us a favour and post less of your witless shite on this forum. I genuinely hope Neil finds you, brutally arse rapes you, then sticks you under the patio with the rest.

Cunt

On 13/12/2023 at 16:48, and said:

Stranger things have happened...

@Wolfie has a love affair with canines (and other men)

@Decimus has renounced his Catholicism (again)

@Dyslexic cnut has only sailed one of the seven seas (a ferry to the Isle of Man)

@King Billy actually had a covid booster jab, because he was feeling a 'bit off'.

@Old Chap Raasclaat only looks black from the inside.

What exactly is it you bring to this site?

Your cretinous, turd hoarding, boardline beast cunt.

On 13/12/2023 at 21:07, ChildeHarold said:

Gardeners' Question Time is on Sundays Radio 4 you've still got time to get yours in, but you will first have to dress up as a sexually frustrated sixty year old woman married to a prize winning Chrysanthemum grower in Yorkshire. 

Any questions relating to deviant sexual behaviour this clinic is closed for business and all my patients including there personal data has been transferred to Eddie's mail box in Beijing. Good luck. 

Kill yourself 

On 07/12/2023 at 23:53, camberwell gypsy said:

Remember that joke from Full Metal Jacket?

"How do you stop five black dudes raping a white chic?

"Throw 'em a basketball"! 

“Joker's so tough he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose, then ask for seconds”

On 09/12/2023 at 13:23, ChildeHarold said:

With a name like yours you should know. By the way, howz ya father? Seriously, on a more drab note, can you believe this fucking poultice? It has more fucking Acts than a Christmas Panto. The Indian brown termite is Prince Charming and fucking Gove is one of the ugly sisters. As for Cinderella, take ya pick, Truss, Mone, the fuckable Corrie barmaid or good old that fucking tart and cry baby Nadine. There's a couple of black Cinderella wannabes out there but I don't fink the kiddies are ready for that. 

Christ, you’re an idiotic fucking cunt.

Do this site a favour and post far less, fuck off out of it, or take a bath with the toaster 

22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I was waning, until the bit about terrapins. Because I thought that Ken Livingstone was into newts.

Say what you want about Ken being a complete cunt (he is), but as a fellow newt wanker, I naturally find a kinship with the neo Marxist, Jew baiting, commie bastard.

On 08/12/2023 at 19:27, Frank said:

So extra.  

Dining alone again this Christmas Day Frank?

I can just see you, dressed like a total cunt as usual, foraging the shelves of your nearest Waitrose (Lidl) for the smallest Turkey (Bernard Mathew’s sandwich slices), 3 sprouts and 2 sausages wrapped in bacon. No doubt you’ll spend the festive season wrapping a few more sausages with you effeminate lips and battered arsehole.

Fuck off

7 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Withers, you French worm. I'm on the Keto diet (low carbs) and after a lovely brunch of Eggs and smoked Duck breast I've been thinking about making some extra cash for Christmas. Did you know Goose was the preferred meat until we copied the Americans and started eating overpriced dry, coarse Turkey? What with you claiming to have/keep Geese, how about I rent a van and collect some and sell them at Portobello market? The rich cunt locals will pay a good price for some 'Withers organic Normandy Goose'. Of course, I'll send you 50% after they've been sold, what do you think? We could make some serious money old chap.

 

Good fucking god man, the thought of eating one of withers poor buggered geese would be akin to Cannibalism, with the amount of vile spunk he’s shot up them.

Plus living in terror would undoubtedly make the meat tough 

What a horrible fucking French cunt he is

6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Shouldn't you be tuned in to Shane's shindig, which seems to be getting blanket coverage on all the news channels (Al Jazeera the exception)? Its being treated like the fucking FA Cup final. 

This shows how fucking shite spudland must be if the death of cunt like him brings the place to a drunken standstill 

With any luck the pissed up mourners will lynch a few dozen of the 1000s of Muslim savages they’ve let in. And panzy