Neil

The spunk stained carpet between Spunkers bed and his karsy

Eating in public should be outlawed full stop.Its only ever fat cunts who cant wait till their next meal anyway,breakfast,dinner and then tea is enough but the lard arses cant wait to fill their fat fucking chavvy faces anytime of day. I actually saw some fat bitch eating chinese out of a foil container with a plastic spoon at 10.15 in the morning,I think she was on her way to KFC but didn't want to run the risk of starvation on the journey.Tax any cunt who has a waist over 34",either financially or by sowing their fucking fat chops together.CCTV in supermarkets should be used to catch the cunts who can't even wait to get to their cars before delving deep into their carrier bags to snuffle up a bag of crisps or a fucking pork pie,then put their photos up in a hall of shame.Cunts

You've got to admit it though,he hasn't aged one bit

There was I thinking 'christ,Spunkers has made a reply that didn't include any references to bum sex' and then you go and spoil it by entering the lower colon......something you have a BA honours degree in from the arse bothering university of gaychester. L O fucking L

The cunts up here open up in a metal lorry container in some flat roof pub car park,they then advertise from the 6th November for 'new years' celebrations.Fuck off,just fuck off.I would love to drill a hole in the the top of one of these portable bombs and drop in a match and destroy them and the shithole estate that they reside in,cunts

I'm sure I saw some Indian interviewed and she had a miniature poppy tatooed in the middle of her forehead,very patriotic I thought

It's next fucking week you noisy cunts,get a fucking life,hope you burn your own fucking house down

What the bloke who invented train sets?

I guess thats just the way it is

You're not a resident of Norfolk anymore then?.Had you not noticed the fucking shit pit that opened up at Sweet Briar?.When it opened the queue of sad fuckers eager to get their hands on a cardboard Tv unit clogged the fucking ring road up for miles,it was like a row of worker ants from there to McDonalds full of chavvy kids and fat fuck Kyle-ites from Lakenham

If that is the conclusion you came to in witnessing this rather innocent scene then may I be so bold to suggest that it is you and not them that should be nommed as a fucking spastic shit cunt that was raised by peados who ran a care home for the rejected offspring who resulted from a friday night fumble behind the bins of Tredegar Rugby Club by two mentally fucking retarded taff cuntsticks? Yakky fucking dah

My mate wants to be one of these cunts.......I'm dreading it MikeD was a cunt

I think the undertakers will soon find out that his name should have been Pete Melts

A freak and a fucking sausage jockey,his tombstone will read: UNWANTED DEAD OR ALIVE at least Bowie will have something to fuck now

The problem was that the poofs were told that the bakers were well known for their soggy bottoms and that was exactly what they were after on their wedding night...Ithangyou

90% and rising,I'm fucking glad I'll be dead soon and can leave the cunts behind. The IQ average is slipping towards the typical Jeremy Kyle guest and I hope he and his cunt victims fuck off and die too

The only friends you have are the bottom of a glass and your carer,please don't shut me out Frank,we may need each other one day. Don't choke on your foie gras

"It's like rain on your wedding day,a free ride when............

I think 'hate' is a bit strong..'pity' maybe

'Whoosh' is one word

Some cunt at channel 4 needs an arse kicking,their pre programme video trailer is of a landslide and people in white overalls picking objects from the slag heap,well done sir you insensitive cunt ox

Children???...they really do blow up so quickly these days

Google her,3/10 at best,maybe a 4 after a night on the Stella,don't get me wrong I wouldn't push her off the end of my knob but she's a long way down the queue for a length

I have never understood those fucking freaks,tits from heaven and a fucking ball bag,how the fuck they exist fucks with my head.so no I wouldn't fuck one from behind or from any aspect.cunts

Just Google marty feldman and super impose a dress instead of trousers,2 ugly fuckers with football eyes,one at home and one away