Neil

I used to play football with a bloke called Bader, he was shit on the ground but great in the air Fuck off

Yeah but if no one heard her is she really dead?

She just sounds like she's trying to dislodge a giant turd to me.

Oh I dont know. George Floyd's punchline "I can't breathe' always has me rolling

Couldn't give a cows cunt as long as they keep taking each other out that's fine by me

I normally like a dribbling woman but she's an exception

Mouthful of dog ends

If I ever meet any bloke that voted for this cunt I'm gonna kick him squarely up the cunt. Now the delusional bitch has said she wants to 'Change the world'. Fucking no-mark butyter fingered slag can go and fucking get fucking fucked.

When she gets home and reads the names of some of the greatest athletes and sportsmen that ever lived I hope she's fucking embarrassed at what they've done to her, absolute fucking woke,PC,box ticking bunch of paedo hiding cunts.

JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF

Woman-tick Black-tick Raspberry-tick Just FUCK OFF Looks like a wimmin's goaly might win it,what a clusterfuck of bollocks its become.

🎣 nice one Frank

Pot,kettle,black

From what I can remember from my school days all teachers were cunts,paedo,bully nonce,I think they probably still are

I worked there 40 years ago pre Canary Wharf and it was an absolute fucking hole then, The house prices around Wapping were peanuts relatively speaking and you wouldn't have wanted to live there even if you could have. Fast forward and a £30 grand pad is now best part of a million quid and it's still a fucking shithole. Khan is turning it into a mini Republic and I hope that civil war ensues and the barbarians start killing each other off but I fear that its gone too far to ever return to something bearing acceptable. The infidels are here to stay,let's just hope they turn the M25 into a razor wire filled moat. Great Britain my fucking arse

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I've been told lamb this year,having spent over £80 in the last couple of years on goose and turkey(both shite) I'm hoping for better things. Anyway come 8 o'clock. I'll be outside shouting at the moon pissed as a fart and won't remember anything next morning,merry fucking christmas

Buon Natale and all that but Italy is not on the agenda, christmas is a cunt. If it weren't for the grandkids I'd just lock the front door for a fortnight

Typical fucking Decs, sitting on the fence,say what you fucking mean man.

Another dodgy spade,hasn't Katie Price got one of them?

I can offer you therapy Clockwork Orange style. Let me know where and when,my pleasure

Yep,another one brain washed into acceptance of the weird cunts.

His teeth died 30 years ago.

I apologise for being late to the party but as a 6 gang of roofers I have had to sack 3 white straight males and have now taken on Leroy who it turns out is always fucking stoned,carries a shiv and wants to finish work at 9.00 because the shops are open and he needs to go looting to subsidise his wages. Caroline is a fat lezza that can carry more tiles than anyone so she can stay,problem being that everytime I give her a lead dresser she stuffs it up her yeast filled twat. Jason is a gay paraplegic who we have to hoist up on to the scaffold everyday and we get no work out of the cunt because everytime one of the lads bends over he wanks himself silly. Diversity targets reached though so welcome to 2023