Neil

4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

One of them was a 7-year old girl, you heartless cunt. 

You wouldn't be so cavalier if you'd seen the grief I got back in 2016 over Alan Kurdi. I got a fucking "Warning Point" for that one!

One less prozzie for sale then.

8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I call him ‘my son’ but the truth is, he’s the step-son. HC, I never even had the pleasure of shagging the missus when she was ten years younger and worth one…I just picked up the bill for the said shag a decade later. What a fucking shit show of a life.

I can't imagine having to put up with a sock, I don't even like my own

He should have no problem finding an arms dealer in Lahore. Is one of the prizes a new watch? Does he chalk his chin? How the fuck does he use the rest?. The most important question though is Frank, how the fuck have you remembered how to create a thread after an absence of 5 years?

9 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You're right, CG. I think he's talking about butch dyke Clare Balding. Harold is a mad cunt (and possibly a bit gay) but I'm beginning to understand him. The marathon is a massive pile of shit, the BBC who don't have a lot of popular sport to show due to Sky etc always make a song and dance about whatever crumbs there are able to show... Women's football being another example. Now, If the BBC had Lee McKenzie (Channel 4 F1 presenter with a nice Scottish accent) presenting the Marathon I'd be an instant fan. 

I'd fucking ruin that

I imagine your weiner smells of datschund?

Animals should be eaten not owned. All dogs are cunts and don't get me started on the owners.

Mercs gone, hope the cunt never commits a crime, there's so much DNA in it they'll lock him up for life!

Took the Volvo to the local box heads yesterday,10 quid for a quick douche,good for another 6 months. Hand washed the Merc as I've put it up for sale, wonder how many foreign wasters I'll have to get through before I sell it?

Horses are like cars, great when they run well but you just fuck em off when they start letting you down. I see I Maximus won so why the long face?

53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A flids preferred brand of car polish?

T-Cunt?

4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

What a patriot you are, Neil. Driving a Swedish motor. Do you have IKEA furniture?

 

It's probably more British than most Ford or Vauxhalls, certainly more reliable. Tell me what British made items are worth owning?

No I don't, it's a car, a fucking piece of metal that is designed to take you to and from your destination and then sit on your drive till you need the cunt again. Cunts who spend the weekend fucking about with cars are all cunts. An English man's home is his castle,an English man's car is a car. I'd rather have my reliable 16 year old Volvo that doesn't miss a beat than some shiny all whistles and bells over priced and over cleaned lump of shite

Get in the cunt,start the cunt,drive the cunt,park the cunt. Who gives a fuck what it looks like if it does what it's supposed to. Cunts that clean cars every week are cunts.

Did you hear about the black flid pornstar? ...had an arm like a baby's cock

12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Karate Flid

How did the flid burn his ears?  He let off a firework at arms length

You couldn't make it up really,these backward cunts treat westerners like shit when in their own country yet we bow down to their every whim over here. Stopping games so they can do whatever sky fairy shit they practice. Next time we play in Saudi we should ask for a lager at half-time, that's been part of English footy for years, see how that goes down.

We're fucked 

I imagine Glasgows cells will be full to the brim after the Old Firm Derby this weekend,where the fuck do you put 60,000 sweatys?

On 01/04/2024 at 11:46, camberwell gypsy said:

So if I drop the word "irony" into a conversation it may be construed as homophobic? 

Irony Brew?

Surely that should read 'Disability' ?. Does it mean the likes of Bruce Jenner can walk around with his bellend swinging freely beneath his skirt without fear of arrest?. These cunts make me sick. Up the Arse!

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

In fairness, the residual chloroform fumes probably don't help.

Fair comment I suppose. It's a good job I'm not into little boys as he'd wake up wondering why his arse was bleeding.

The yoof are fucked, I've got one working with me still fucked up on last nights Ketamine. If I turn my back he's on his phone, he's never got a penny in his pocket,he wants paying daily cos 'I need some food' and he's a miserable little cunt to boot. He's family but today is the cunts last day,as I type he's asleep in the van,useless little cunt.

Chinese jokes are hirarious

I would like to volunteer to give our Qilf my own version of spermotherapy, she'll be up and runnung around in no time

I'd crawl over hot coals to suck the cock of the last man to fuck her.

This one will be sooty and the next one will be a bird,after that who fucking knows? Sam Smith?