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  1. On 23/04/2024 at 11:17, ChildeHarold said:

    Spain is proposing to offer 500,000 illegals residency.*  Meanwhile if youare a legit Brit owning a holiday home you're relegated to 90 out of every 180 days.   In other words an African who arrives illegally with no cash is treated BETTER than the averafe Brit going to Spain as a holidaymaker.  The Spanish are fat lazy bastards who hate Britain more than the French. 

    * 3/4 of all previous legitimised illegals (Spain did same thing in 2004) do not work or contribute to the economy.   The policy is from the Sanchez leftwing government. 

    Brexit…. The gift that keeps on giving

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  2. 18 minutes ago, King Billy said:

    It’s a sad state of affairs here  Eric when the best we can hope for is the return of some dead people to inject some life back into the site. Ive even had to punch myself hard in the face a couple of times recently, when I caught myself wondering whether there might be some reason to not hope that Frank will soon be dead.

    Don’t punch yourself…let others do it for you.

  3. On 17/07/2023 at 18:54, Penny Farthing said:

    Whilst we on the subject of mental health .. what are your thoughts about people who say that they have been abducted by aliens and taken aboard flying saucers?

    I was terrified when it happened to me……

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  4. On 25/09/2023 at 13:44, Eric Cuntman said:

    My uncle met Flanders & Swan in 1959 when he was the one legged sand dancer on radio 2.

    I have been on the receiving end of a hippo attack on a river in Equatorial Guinea. They are huge, fast and completely fucking fearless. 

  5. On 12/09/2023 at 20:10, Frank said:

    No, she’s a smoker.. 40 years. Imagine an old Consulate smoker’s inflated crow-line lips anywhere near, let alone sucking, on your aged wrinkled winkle. I’m in the Flask talking to myself as I type, Ape. I think this is it. 

    Consulate…….. hmm…… what about “Solent”? They were menthol too.

  6. 9 hours ago, Bubba said:

    Fuck me. What a useless fucking cunt. 
     

    He reminds me of the creepy, early 50s divorcee who hangs around bars hoping for some drunken slag to pass nearby so he can lower their inhibitions further with a Smirnoff Ice; regaling them with his adventures to the south of France, hoping that she’ll be impressed/too drunk to give a shit and end up wanking him off into his Addis bin at the end of the night. 
     

    RIP Ming. 

    It works for me….

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  7. 2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

    I'd imagine your trousers follow you around the room because, 1) they've not been washed for some while, and 2) they're caked in shit, making it easier for them to stand up without assistance.

    Agreed… truly unsettling.

  8. 4 hours ago, Frank said:

    I'll never forget the day he called me on the burner phone from outside my imaginary restaurant. He left a one word message...

    'Bullshitter'. 

    You had previously waxed lyrical about the menu….. rabbit, I believe. Fucking priceless.

  9. On 27/08/2023 at 22:40, Eric Cuntman said:

    That was a smokescreen for Mossad. Half of them went to live on the moon, and the rest are living in a city beneath the Antarctic. It’s all explained in the documentaries:

    ’Iron Sky’

    ’Nazis At The Centre Of The Earth’

    Fucking ‘ell! What a fucking shock! Do the authorities know?

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