Eddie

I bet everyone at school wanted you dead when you was 14, mercilessly bullied, spat at and called bender, and that was just by the teachers, I know what it was like, my stammer made be a target too, fffffuck oooofffff

Thanks for replying Frank, not my best work tbh, ffffffffuuuuck offffff.

Women ‘comedians’ like women footballers are Fucking shit. This Jimmy Krankie lookalike dyke has yet another new TV show and like other unfunny cunts Sarah Millican, Sue Perkins, Sandy fucking Toksvig and Miranda Hart make a good living from not making people laugh on the TV. The only one to make the list above look talented is the wet chinned Rosie Jones, how they must love her, dig up Bernard Manning quick.

Frank, you’re coming across as a late night lonely coke fiend, I did warn you decs was coming back for the weekend, don’t totally crumble.

I think I can speak on behalf of my fat pig ugly wife and respectfully turn you offer down, for two reasons really, 1, you’re a cunt and two you’re a cunt.

No, I’ve been spray painting the khazi since 8pm last night, I will be contacting the the food standards agency at 9am.

Who was you wanking?

Who?

Take a breath, silly old cunt, you’re averaging over 100 posts a month of utter shit, how did you spend every waking hour before you found this site?

Withers I’m off to Whitstable in a bit, wheelers oyster bar for lunch, please do not be anywhere near.

Say it ain’t so Frank, has the darkie had you over?

Romantic fool.

If you have said picture pm me, I want to track him down and end him.

Withers even bill fucking stickers with his very own front door would be welcomed back, I hope his student debt is killing him.

Frank I received an email from Decs, he will be making his triumphant return to the board on Saturday, you’ve been warned.

I hate blacks more than I hate myself Harold, which is a lot…

We’ve established you’re an old spunker born just after the end of World War Two, the last time you had a full erection you was stroking your maggot to Maggie Thatchers first term, stand down.

Reported.

Well that goes without saying but what the hell is this nomination about you old fart.

What the fuck are you on about you silly old bastard.

70 years ago our queen was on the throne, we had won two world wars and our nhs worked as designed. Thank fuck for immigration, it’s so much better today, fuck off

‘Like’ value? You’re worse that Eric C, stand down you old queen.

God you’re bored, pm me we can meet up for a beer. I promise not to strangle you…

Frank I am looking at retirement in Ko Samui, you have to renew yearly which is a pain, are the lady boys worth the inconvenience?

Forget that, look at my art, James Lee Duffy at his best https://ibb.co/pXxpsb6