I think I can speak on behalf of my fat pig ugly wife and respectfully turn you offer down, for two reasons really, 1, you’re a cunt and two you’re a cunt.
We’ve established you’re an old spunker born just after the end of World War Two, the last time you had a full erection you was stroking your maggot to Maggie Thatchers first term, stand down.
70 years ago our queen was on the throne, we had won two world wars and our nhs worked as designed. Thank fuck for immigration, it’s so much better today, fuck off