Eddie

10 minutes ago, Frank said:

It’s over, Ed. Praise the Lord. 

 

Golf and culture club on one thread! These are a few of my favourite things. Add patsy palmer to the mix and I’m all in. 

50 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Don’t ever speak to me like that again Edward. Without going into too much detail, let’s just say you’re messing with ‘a race car in the red’.

7 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

A pussy more like .

Shut your stupid fucking gob, he is the greatest golfer ever, do you play? 

5 minutes ago, Frank said:

You leave me feeling completely empty. Everything about you stinks. 

Stand down Frank, tigers on the course.

13 hours ago, King Billy said:

I have my imaginary M4 valeted and waxed by some illegal Albanian and Romanian scumbags, to an eyesight endangering shine that would make Franks over polished Bellend look decidedly dull, at least once a fortnight. Mainly to impress the crowds of adoring pedestrians who watch me cruise past, smiling at all the pretty girls with my arm out the window, but also as I can’t stand living in an environment of filth and dirt. If I wanted that I’d live in France.

It’s about time you traded that piece of crap in and got a proper sports car. 

On 08/04/2024 at 10:47, Cuntybaws said:

Yes, let's hope that hulking fucking retard Harvey Price doesn't got hold of one. Ordinary kids just pull the legs off spiders.

Lennie, I mean Harvey dreams of "living off the fatta' the lan'" and being able to tend to rabbits….

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

One down, several billion to go.

https://ibb.co/MCxX46K

31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I had a soft spot for him despite everything he got up to. He was the Ronnie O’Sullivan of American Football. Regarded as the greatest ever to this day. 
 If your restaurant had actually existed, Judgetwi would’ve told you all about it. 

Fuck off Eric you Dopey fucking doorman, watch and learn 

3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

 I'm having a pint, what shall you order for you?

A White Russian, or a Black Russian or come to think of it any coloured Russian with a cock.

6 hours ago, Frank said:

Mike! Good morning. Will you be taking poor Mrs H anywhere nice for the summer?

Greece Monday, Phuket the following Monday, it’s great being me. 

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Never mind your stammering Ed. Have you found any treatments for your skin impediment?

I do have this large blackhead.

11 hours ago, Frank said:

Victims.

Back on topic, as a hairless weasel of a gimp have you scoured the Wellness  industry for a ccccccuuurrre? 

7 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I was thinking about it but couldn't decide who .Maybe I'll ask the resident troll Ape, I'm sure he'd have a few suggestions. 

As an old lonely poof my I suggest 

https://ibb.co/VNbszx0

1 hour ago, and said:

Your assertion that he smells, leads one to speculate that you have more than a casual acquaintance with the gentleman.

Is there something you need to confess?

He smells of a gone off egg dipped in fish guts, that a dog ate then regurgitated, in a construction site portaloo occupied by Frank. 

On 06/04/2024 at 20:01, entitled little cunt said:

Something better change .

Get an avatar, smelly old bastard 

2 hours ago, Frank said:

Eight to ten years after coming home, almost 800,000 men are still fighting the Vietnam war. 

None of them received a heroes’ welcome. 

Ne-ne-ne, ne-ne-ne, none of them, none of them, none of them

7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Um-um-um- bre-e-e-e-la-la-la.

Bullshit.

 

B bbbbb bbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbankrupt 

26 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Eddie, I  bet his plan involves umbrellas, the filthy fucker.

The dirty old man sent me a pic of said umbrella up his arse, cured my stutter over night.  

1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

Withers Whitstable.

Wanker withers whistable, I have been to Samphire for lunch, couple of benders serving, bet you know them? 

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

KB, to assist @Eddie with his research into Frank's sexual  proclivities, I have been contacting Central London A&E depts, to enquire if any male patient had been admitted with an open umbrella up the arse. All negative, except a triage nurse at the Chelsea & Westminster who said 'Frank hasn't arrived yet'.

I’m dusting off the Harley withers, whistable bound, I know you shouldn’t really eat oysters  if there is a ‘R’ in the month but wtf, I hope one kills me. 

On 02/04/2024 at 17:58, Frank said:

That last post puts me in second place on the LB, and with dickhead decs self-medicating on young cock, I'll be the best on here come the weekend. 

Frank I am sitting next to the ugly sisters, there are no other tables, should I risk losing a table or stay put?

https://ibb.co/41ygyRc

3 hours ago, Frank said:

Fall foul of me again, you easily-triggered sap, and you'll know all about it. Meanwhile I suggest you time your posts wisely... you'll remain in the mod queue until I know you can be trusted. 

Welcome back.

 

You would not dare to post this if decs had not returned to Canada. Shove your umbrella collection up your arse, show my your brella stand.

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

That is Withers with a capital W. Got it now, you flat arsed chancer. 

Withers, what do you make of Franks obsession with umbrellas? Is he the only man who could open one fully up his arse hole? 

46 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I agreed with most of what you said except the end bit about Hull where you are over egging your argument, but that's because it doesn't undermine my case against Israel and the course it's now on which was just caused by the August atrocities by Hamas but is the culmination of Gurion and the birth of Israel from Palestinian land. 

I hate those Palestinians only slightly less than I hate those Jews, only slightly less than I hate withers. 

15 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

In other words, if you want it to stop, cease dressing like a twelve year old, gender neutral San Franciscan. 

I know what you mean decs lol 

https://ibb.co/M1TQ2q0