Ape™️

Is it cunts like me that make you post these utter piles of meaningless bollocks?

You really are a complete prick. What the hell possessed you to compose this utter pile of meaningless bollocks?

Why don’t you imagine yourself valeting and waxing your imaginary M4? I imagine you’d save a fortune.

😂😂

The number of cunts I see with a single bucket of water and a brush, scrubbing away at the paint of their very new and expensive cars, makes me shudder. No pre-rinse, no snow foam, no two-bucket system, no starting on the roof and working down. No - just a scratchy old brush, some washing up liquid and a manky chamois leather to really ensure the car is scratched to fucking pieces. Fucking idiots. Fuck off.

Reading your mind would reveal one of those flick books that animate an image - in your case a drooling spastic continually clapping his hands together, like a seal at a circus.

Why did you want to do this? Were you desperate for people to think you were a spastic?

Thanks Eric - you’ve made me cry. I think the vast majority of people on here aren’t nasty, spiteful, devious fucking cunts in the real world. It goes without saying this doesn’t apply to @Frank.

You know absolutely nothing about me, dopey. You are dealing with an online persona that I choose to adopt on CC, where I say things I’d never say in the real world - much like the vast majority of others on here (with the possible exception of @Eric Cuntman). Don’t confuse someone being angry and over emotional with someone taking the piss out of an easily-triggered cunt such as you. Fuck off.

Answer the fucking question.

Why are you addressing Frank in this reply?

Jesus fucking Christ. Why don’t you make your next nomination about the ever-changing colour of orange juice? You seem to be under the deluded impression that quantity outweighs quality. This is utter fucking horse shit. Please, just kill yourself.

Who gives a fuck? It’s a boring load of utter shit that contains not one ounce of humour or wit. It’s just another ejaculation of elc drivel that he seemingly needs to release on a daily basis, to prevent his own tedium causing him to explode. So, to conclude: fuck off.

Thanks for trying though - it means a lot that a CC veteran would offer such expert advice to little old me. Imbecile.

This is spectacular! You pompous fucking idiot!

Oh look - another elc nomination. Another load of tedious fucking drivel. What on earth is wrong with you?

Is it because you’re a weedy, effeminate fop in real life that you enjoy coming out with shit like this on CC? You absolute fucking bellend.

I sincerely fucking hope so.

Fuck off and post another Rocky video, you repetitive hypocrite.

Wanker.

Fuck off.

It’s a forehead mounted spacker stick - he shares it with @entitled little cunt. Choosing the right glue requires great skill.

I favour dunking you in liquid nitrogen for a couple of hours, then shattering you using a cricket bat with a breeze block nailed to it.

When you typed this hilarious reply, did you use your spell-it-like-it-sounds method to come up with gough? You know, the same method you use with words like polititians.

Ah, thanks for clearing things up. I’d mistakenly come to the conclusion you’d just posted the first load of bollocks that popped into your tiny mind. Again. Please accept my sincere apologies.