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Ape™️

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  1. I was flattered to see the water-blasting wanker had a little mention for me in one of his posts: What a fucking idiot.
  2. I very much doubt the DDD (Dumb Dull Duo) have a fucking clue about History Today, the pair of cunts.
  3. See an old piece of beef that’s been left out of the fridge for days and is covered in maggots and mould and flies? That’s your steak dinner that is. That’s your filet mignon.
  4. I’m deeply sorry for being such a disappointment to you - I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Prick.
  5. Overpriced chemical-infested baby formula? What the fuck has this got to do with cut price funerals? Are you mental?
  6. A reasonable response, but I’m still not sure what the cunt is in this nomination. You’ve basically described imaginary events that occurred after the death of an imaginary person, with some weird car-related nonsense thrown in. You’ve not actually explained why you feel cut price funerals are a cunt. You stupid cunt.
  7. No need to keep posting nonsense like this - your title of stupidest fucking prick on CC isn’t under threat.
  8. You don’t have to post every idiotic thing that enters your makeshift mind, you verbose imbecile.
  9. I’m amazed Roops hasn’t descended from on high to deal with this. Must be on the blob.
  10. In your case pretty much anything, living or otherwise, ticks this box.
  11. It’d be nice if the cunt announced he was off to do something more permanent.
  12. Pretty much - he’s off his face 24/7 these days. He must be - what other explanation could there be for the continual stream of idiotic shite he posts on CC?
  13. Friday night is always something special, as Cunty TalkBollox hits the white cider around 4pm and quickly regresses to the drooling spastic he tries to pretend he’s not.
  14. Bill, I’m confident she didn’t need you to tell her this.
  15. It’s been running out of room at an alarming rate recently, as if there’s a deluge of utterly mindless fucking drivel being relentlessly rammed into it. But where’s it coming from?
  16. Are you @and’s flid in shining armour? Leave the cunt to reply to his own posts, you verbose gimp.
  17. I assume you mean adventurous breeds of dog, like Jack Russells? Or is it adventurous men you’re referring to?
  18. A pair of mindless spastics, doing what they do best.
  19. You really are easily-triggered. My blood pressure is fine, and I have a resting pulse of 45 bpm. Ask yourself this: which one of us is taking the piss and which one is acting like Frank Doberman?
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