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Ape™️

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  1. Yes Punky, but you read a crumpled copy from the previous day, retrieved from a bin at Macclesfield station. You fucking tramp. lol. Lol.
  2. Ape™️

    I hate Cats

    I absolutely fucking detest Yazz and that shitting cunt of a song. Jazz is a fartslice.
  3. Ape™️

    BoJo of the FO

    Maybe he'll get something up his A-hole whilst he's down it?
  4. Ape™️

    BoJo of the FO

    Perhaps no news is bad news? Or good news, depending on whether or not you think he's a cunt and wish him dead.
  5. Hello Scotters, glad someone understands my ramblings - been on the piss tonight ?
  6. They jumped ship from Jane Mansfield.
  7. He's probably just got lobsterisimus bumakisimiss, or lobsters up the arsehole to lay-folk.
  8. Try a comment about his kid - see if he goes mental.
  9. Ape™️

    Pokemon go

    Who the fuck is pokeman? Some kind of arse bandit super hero?
  10. Nice to see you getting on with yourself.
  11. Careful - he'll own you.
  12. Do you live in a evil lair?
  13. So, around thirteen then. What level are you in English?
  14. Are you twelve? Thirteen perhaps? Keystage 3?
  15. What about the child-like grammar? Was that deliberate too?
  16. This is the kind of fucking nonsense that trolling little poof Patroller comes out with. He's a thick cunt too.
  17. Yes sir, you da boss ThunderTwat. We'd better not mess with you!
  18. I refer you to your spectacular "I hate Cats" nom if you want to talk about a fucking load of bollocks, you fucking idiot.
  19. I'm the proud owner of a spastic retard shit-cunt detector - you send it off the scale.
  20. To really complete the image, I'd like to see "it" wearing a monocle.
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