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Ape™️

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  1. It’d be nice if the cunt announced he was off to do something more permanent.
  2. Pretty much - he’s off his face 24/7 these days. He must be - what other explanation could there be for the continual stream of idiotic shite he posts on CC?
  3. Friday night is always something special, as Cunty TalkBollox hits the white cider around 4pm and quickly regresses to the drooling spastic he tries to pretend he’s not.
  4. Bill, I’m confident she didn’t need you to tell her this.
  5. It’s been running out of room at an alarming rate recently, as if there’s a deluge of utterly mindless fucking drivel being relentlessly rammed into it. But where’s it coming from?
  6. Are you @and’s flid in shining armour? Leave the cunt to reply to his own posts, you verbose gimp.
  7. I assume you mean adventurous breeds of dog, like Jack Russells? Or is it adventurous men you’re referring to?
  8. A pair of mindless spastics, doing what they do best.
  9. You really are easily-triggered. My blood pressure is fine, and I have a resting pulse of 45 bpm. Ask yourself this: which one of us is taking the piss and which one is acting like Frank Doberman?
  10. Do you understand how the quote function works?
  11. Harold is used in hospitals as an alternative general anaesthetic for major surgery, when conventional drugs are deemed too risky. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if ELC was also used, albeit for more routine procedures.
  12. I’m sure none of them would have time for you. I certainly haven’t.
  13. Apparently they’re now performing a “chemical analysis” on Navalny’s body - a chemical analysis that’s going to take two weeks. What a funny old coincidence…
  14. I think there’s a 100% certainly that you’re a very dull and tedious individual IRL
  15. Fuck me - you’re a real barrel of laughs aren’t you?
  16. Don’t really understand what on earth this badly punctuated rant has to do with the op.
  17. Oh I’m sorry. Hope you’re not too upset. I know you’d never dream of (repeatedly) tagging other members in your posts, would you?
  18. Now you’ve done it - fallen right into his trap.
  19. Ten o’clock in the morning is more Drew’s style - he’ll be lying in a pool of his own vomit by now.
  20. There’s a childlike naivety to the explanations the Russians give for events that occur that they don’t want to be interpreted as murder or attempted murder. You’d think, after the reception they received for their Salisbury cathedral visit bollocks, that they’d try to come up with something more imaginative and believable than someone who was apparently healthy, but happened to be a thorn in the side of Putin, suddenly dropping dead after a walk. It’s like they’ve got a committee of 7 year olds coming up with this bullshit. Fucking idiots.
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