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No, he was just pretending to be pissed. Don’t be fooled by his trickery.

He does it deliberately, to fool us all into thinking he’s not an alien.

I think simply referring to them as flid A and flid B is more appropriate.

Perhaps we should deploy you and your spastic-in-crime, elc, to bore Putin to such a degree that he blows his fucking brains out. Think about it - you could both turn your innate ability to put people in a fucking coma, just by typing, into a way to change the world. Oh, I nearly forgot: fuck off.

There you go again - not understanding the workings of CC and making yourself look a complete cunt.

I’ve attempted to point this out to slc, but he’s oblivious to just how completely he doesn’t understand the working of CC. A bit like your pet monkey, but way worse.

How can I hope to compete with a talented wordsmith such as you?

I see. Anyway, where the fuck have you been?

What the hell is this?

😂😂😂

It’s official - there has never been a more verbose, illiterate and generally fucking stupid cunt than you in the history of CC.

My limited command of the French language pales into insignificance when compared to your obvious mastery of it. You fucking dunce.

I was referring to your oh-so-hilarious writing style, where you cleverly dropped in some French words for comedic effect. Or not, as it turns out, you fucking idiot.

You really are a prize moron. Is this your idea of humour?

Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be more utterly shit, you pull this gem out of the hat. What the fuck possessed you to compose this travesty?

Another literary car crash. Think it’s time to get the spacker stick sharpened.

That makes two of you.

Wow - this is spectacular.

A simple ‘yes’ would have sufficed.

Did you reply in metric or imperial units?

This is the kind of response I’d normally expect from a spastic like @and, but since you’re dying I’ve awarded you a like. Fuck off.

This is the first time I’ve laughed at one of your posts for a very long time.

You’re correct - this rule-bending could really give him quite an advantage over players with arms. Fucking cheating cunt.

Is a fourtune similar to a fivetune, only a bit less. @Cuntybaws - I notice that in the post where you quoted the above comment, the spelling has been corrected to fortune. Did you feel an irresistible urge to alter it?