Ape™️

3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

David must have burnt his way through his  and his wife's millions at a vast rate of knots. He is now appearing in the Walkers Crisps advertising campaign  along with that french footballer who must also  be running short of euros  .It seems Walkers believe that the best way to approach the public is to assume we can all feel united by football and Mr.Beckham . Polititions are the same,  they love to state just what big fans they are of  football in the hope they appear somehow normal  .That most of them are up to their necks in gin , whores and gay sex scandles is ignored .What cunts they are .How much more does Beckham want ?, how much is enough?.Are there no limits to the depths  celebs will sink to to earn a few quid to add to their considerable fourtunes .It's fucking sick .Cunts .I'd fucking ban football , played by thick cunts for thick cunts .

 

Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be more utterly shit, you pull this gem out of the hat. What the fuck possessed you to compose this travesty?

12 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Aww, you 2 are such friends .2 cunts together .imagine if you two were at school together .The couple of  weirdo's sitting together and the ones most likely to never have sex. It's quite touching  really.Anyway, It was just a comment on an aspect of  world affairs .Does it make a difference if its a new thread or not ? Is the Internet running out of space ? Dont worry I'll report myself before either of you sniveling girls blouses do .

Another literary car crash. Think it’s time to get the spacker stick sharpened. 

10 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Haven't got a clue what you're on about, Harold. 

That makes two of you.

3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

The dribbling  imbecile Biden administration has voted in approval of sending more funds into that blackhole of shite known as Ukraine .They have already been in reciept of 113 billion dollars and the current administration by their own admission have know idea what's happened to the majority of it .That figure does not include funds given by European countries.  Ukraine was and considering the situation, still is  the most corrupt country in "Europe " .Money was sent for reconstruction so its safe to assume the exact same bent corrupt cunts within their local goverment  who helped themselves in the past are doing so again.Infact they're probably having a wonderful time on western money whilst ordinary Ukrainians are dieing .Thats our money aswell.Uk taxpayers money.  That's your Mr.Zellenskyy for you .The west is trying it's hardest to quietly  disassociate itself with the clown before the shit hits the fan and questions are asked and answers demanded .I can't wait .Ever get the feeling you're being cheated ?.

 

Wow - this is spectacular. 

3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

If you look more closely you may also observe that I corrected the punctuation, including the addition of a possessive apostrophe, in the hope that some good practice might be absorbed by osmosis. It's not the first time I've I've done it either, but so far, sad to say, there has been no discernible improvement.

I mean, nobody likes an overt grammar Nazi, but I can be passive/aggressive as fuck when the mood takes me.

A simple ‘yes’ would have sufficed.

19 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Things are looking too good for me @Ape™️ .. the neighbour's daughter who is a nurse has asked "how long have I got?".

Did you reply in metric or imperial units?

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

Oh, I don't know. It's 'armless enough.

This is the kind of response I’d normally expect from a spastic like @and, but since you’re dying I’ve awarded you a like.

Fuck off.

21 minutes ago, Frank said:

It’s a well-established technique in armless snooker throughout Lahore. Commonly known as the suck-back or ‘ واپس چوسنا’ in urdu, it provides very little advantage over able-bodied players. Look how he uses his tongue (03.12) to follow through with left side on that blue. 

This is the first time I’ve laughed at one of your posts for a very long time. 

49 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

After examining the footage, he should be disqualified immediately. He is technically double hitting the Cue ball, he brings it back with his upper lip first and then hits it with his chin, this also gives the cue ball more momentum than simply using his chin alone. 

Anyways, any predictions or things to look forward to, Frank?

You’re correct - this rule-bending could really give him quite an advantage over players with arms. Fucking cheating cunt.

10 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

The fucking viking cunts owe a fourtune. All that raping and pillaging. It's disgusting , coming  here in their long boats .Nordic cunts .Ancient Britons lives matter .

Is a fourtune similar to a fivetune, only a bit less.

@Cuntybaws - I notice that in the post where you quoted the above comment, the spelling has been corrected to fortune. Did you feel an irresistible urge to alter it?

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days.

 

As with all your nominations these days, the only cunt involved is the author. This one is no exception.

Fuck off.

10 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You are the easiest person to wind up here and you dont even know it. You utter fucking spastic and bellend to boot. 

Lol.

 

Amen to that, brother.

55 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Ooo, someone's swinging their handbag .Need I remind  you that your message is there for all to see and you're a bit of a silly  cunt so dont be surprised if others respond to what you are asking. It's really very weird but all the  behavioural pitfulls you accuse others of you actually display yourself .You are the gift that keeps giving. 

Wind your fucking neck in, dickhead. You still have no understanding of the way things work on here, do you? And when it comes to the gift that keeps on giving, you’re in a class of your own, you desperately dull, tedious, unfunny, illiterate fucking dope.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

How many times have I told you to never explain? Never! You've been on this site for umpteen years and still you have no concept of the rules. 

 

Fuck off.
 

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Talking of piles of meaningless bollocks , how's the anger management issues going?.

Once again you’re confusing anger with taking the piss out of a complete bellend.

9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

@ape .. I have had a text message from my GP saying that I have got kidney problems .. could you please give me some kind word of comfort?

Drink plenty of water, eat a healthy diet and kill yourself.

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Nif nof

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

He's a very clever bloke .

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Mongol, as in Mongolia , what the fuck was that all about .Wasn't that the term for Downs syndrome ?.

Is it cunts like me that make you post these utter piles of meaningless bollocks?

8 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Reported to whom exactly ? There are a few millennial types on the site who in their eagerness to stamp the authority they believe they have over others state they have reported a particular  comment they find not to their liking .

What they actually forget is that they send reams  of verbal shite themselves that elicits a response. They then have some weird moral masturbation moment and report .Its fucking hilarious .Fucking weirdos. I'm aware there's some normal types who state it because it's actually funny in its pomposity .I'm not on about them.I'm on about the silly cunts who believe they'll get a person banned from the site. OK report this .I hate all fucking religious freaks , Christians,  fucking Islamist's, the  fucking lot of em , even fucking Buddhist's.I think those arriving on the coast in small boats are illegals .They are not fucking migrants , they are not asylum seekers , they're not even the new seekers , they are fucking illegals and should be sent packing back to that short cunt Macron.Climate change is Bollox.I love petrol , the sound of it , the smell of it .Everything about it .A bloke in a dress with a cock is a bloke .When a gay announces he or she is gay they expect a fucking round of applause .I dont give a fuck where they're sticking it as long as its not in me so they can fuck off as well.

So fucking report me you bunch of spineless, tatty  cunts .The problem is that you've all become fearfull of what you think is authority .If experion say you're a point down those under 45 shit themselves .It's all fucking bollocks, all of it .John lydon speaks more sense than any politition or cunt  arsehole conformist  lecturer. Ever get the feeling you're been cheated .

 

You really are a complete prick. What the hell possessed you to compose this utter pile of meaningless bollocks?

24 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I have my imaginary M4 valeted and waxed by some illegal Albanian and Romanian scumbags, to an eyesight endangering shine that would make Franks over polished Bellend look decidedly dull, at least once a fortnight. Mainly to impress the crowds of adoring pedestrians who watch me cruise past, smiling at all the pretty girls with my arm out the window, but also as I can’t stand living in an environment of filth and dirt. If I wanted that I’d live in France.

Why don’t you imagine yourself valeting and waxing your imaginary M4? I imagine you’d save a fortune.

20 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Dear oh dear, Neil. Do you treat your home the same then? Walk in the cunt, eat/shit/sleep in the cunt, walk out the cunt the next day and so on. Let's live in a flea and rat infested shit hole right, as long as a home does what it's supposed to. 

You should be ashamed of yourself. 

😂😂

The number of cunts I see with a single bucket of water and a brush, scrubbing away at the paint of their very new and expensive cars, makes me shudder. No pre-rinse, no snow foam, no two-bucket system, no starting on the roof and working down. No - just a scratchy old brush, some washing up liquid and a manky chamois leather to really ensure the car is scratched to fucking pieces. Fucking idiots.

Fuck off.

52 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

If I could read your mind love , what a tale my thoughts could tell,Just like an old time move , 'bout a cunt with behavioural problems. 

Reading your mind would reveal one of those flick books that animate an image - in your case a drooling spastic continually clapping his hands together, like a seal at a circus.

11 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

What about Shaking Stevens ?I saw him going into sainsbury's in letchworth the other day .I wanted to run up and buckle my knees , jump slightly and land standing on my toes with both arms splayed out but thought better of it believing I'd end up in A&E.

Why did you want to do this? Were you desperate for people to think you were a spastic?

21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I am one of the more reasonable and easy going members on here. But I’m also the most evil cunt when it gets mistaken for weakness. 
 I turn into satan and you don’t want me in your head. 
 So don’t get too cosy under my capacious wing. 
 

And @entitled little cunt… you’ve got Ape totally wrong. He won’t thank me for this but he’s actually one of the nicest cunts on here. You’re not a total lost cause, I would have euthanised you personally were that the case, but you still haven’t worked out the dynamic yet. 
 Hurry the fuck up and learn shit you dawdling spastic.

Thanks Eric - you’ve made me cry. I think the vast majority of people on here aren’t nasty, spiteful, devious fucking cunts in the real world. It goes without saying this doesn’t apply to @Frank.