Witheredscrote

The amount of time you were absent they must have been big batteries indeed. Fuck off

To get back on thread Gobbler, I would appreciate a progress report on the house de-infestation. Have you managed to get rid of the little buggers yet? If by chance they got into your hairy ( Frank is a carrier you know ) don't panic. I have a mate who works for Rentokil if you need help.

What do you expect from a Nigerian.

Really, is Gobbler Nigerian?

firm but fair

Yes Ape, they are often Welsh, I wonder why? Perhaps Bubbles will enlighten us. He is expert at being an attention seeking unfunny cunt.

If it is the kind of establishment that has Welsh guests, then it is probably down market, owned and run by gay Nigerians, buys its foodstuffs from Tesco and is miles from a golf course.

Your problem is that you don't like geese.

Frank can be coarse and very indiscreet at times. He told me about the time you got your hairy caught in the toilet seat hinge and were stuck on the bog for 36 hours. Is this true?

and what about all the racist anti - French comments on this forum. What about the constant jibes that Punkape has to endure because he is a good practicing Catholic.

Oh how I am laughing, it has finally been confirmed. Hinkley Point is to be built by EDF to help great Britain with its electric supply. I feel as happy as Punky playing golf with a Catholic priest. For far too long the U.K has rested on its laurels, which incidentally would have withered and died if they had not been given water supplied by Veolia, another fine French company. Vive la France!

Pansyknickers. Since 1987 there has been quite a bit of frog in my missus. Cunnnt

Punkers, be careful with this IKTC spiv. He appears over familiar, addressing you as punky with a small 'p'. Next he will be inviting you to play a round of golf with him, borrow your clubs and RR etc. I would put money on him being from Lagos...

I will reply as a mark of sympathy. Lloyds claim to be closing branches due to an increase in on-line banking, falling returns in off shore investments , stagnation in the commercial and property sectors and probabl........ oh fuck this, what a shit nom. Fuck off.

Well I did drive over one by accident last week when it attacked the front wheel of the tractor. That proper fucked it. No problem, avian necrophilia is all the rage here. Vivre

Oh come on, be fair. This cunt looks like a FAILED Frenchman. I wouldn't let this scrawny specimen near my geese.

Fucked!

What do you expect from a Nigerian who shops at Tescos

Is?. Surely you meant are there. Besides correcting your grammar did you notice that Trevor McDonald and Moira Stuart never presented the news together. Financial cut backs. They gave Trevor a big curly wig and Moira a false tash

Peter Sutcliffe used to work for Kiplings, slicing up tarts.

A very boring subject written by a very boring cunt. Fuck off

Well said Edders. Panseyknickers and IKTC are trying to monopolize the forum with their shite. Poor old Ding can't get any of his shit in sideways. Do they think they own the fucking place.

Droopy, are you unwell, have you learning difficulties, do you miss having a stairs to your top floor?

Go fuck a goose you cunt

Last year I was told I have got cancer of the knob ( well close by ) so I feel qualified to confirm that it is definitely funnier than Frank Skinner.