Forget this shit. I've got a 2016 calendar of 'scenes of London' and October is Hampstead Heath, with Frank being sodomised by Eddie, behind a Rhododendron bush. (In black and white).
Cheer up. Now that Decimus has fucked off to Canada, and soon to be joined by Eddie, things should improve rapidly. Good riddance to the freeloading bastards I say.
EC, I'm banned from DFS, as I once asked a black assistant to part her legs and spread her labia. My plea of 'I just wanted to see if pink cushions would look good on a black settee' was rejected.