Witheredscrote

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You misspelled ‘typically’.

Eddie's grammatical illiteracy is the least of his problems. I am deciding what to do with the photos I have.

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Needed a break. 

neck?

54 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

Still managing to cheat death… day by day.

You lucky, lucky bastard. Oh what I wouldn't give to cheat death day by day.

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

I thought it was a man! 

Why are you saying that @Eddie, I've been trawling through all my old Polariods, and that is definitely a rear shot of your missus. Trust me, I should know.

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

His skin is black, his soul is white, his arsehole is bright orange. 

If his arse is bright orange, I just hope he gets raped by crazed baboon.

27 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Pull "his/her" knickers down first if she is post op give her what she wants .. if you are a superstud she might even give you £20

And if 'it' is now the superstud, Eddie will be getting 20lb of cock. 

9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/apr/20/not-just-mums-who-go-to-iceland-supermarket-drops-slogan-to-be-more-inclusive

I believe this sums up where society is fast moving. Now, I don't shop at Iceland, as I'm not a fat, tight leggings wearing, multi ethnic child bearing, single mum, but this is just another mind boggling fucking decision made by some white, middle class lefty.

As an aside, we know that in cricket, we aren't allowed to say "batsman" anymore, but I found out that another cricketing term "night watchman" has been outlawed. It's now "Night watcher". What the fuck is a night watcher?

 

Look out of your bedroom window tonight, I will be in your garden, tongue out, and wanking furiously.

Leave the curtains open s.v.p.

1 minute ago, Ape™️ said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s official - there has never been a more verbose, illiterate and generally fucking stupid cunt than you in the history of CC.

@Ape™️, he is that bad, I am missing Eric Wikicuntman.

30 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I can forgive you for being a totally thick fucking twat whose Harvey Wall's bangers clout your keypad relentlessly before his little brain has engaged, but I can't offer the same praise for being the most unfunny bellend we've seen for years, other than @Cunty BigBollox. 

Please leave CB out of this. He is in a class of his own.

5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

One of them was a 7-year old girl, you heartless cunt. 

You wouldn't be so cavalier if you'd seen the grief I got back in 2016 over Alan Kurdi. I got a fucking "Warning Point" for that one!

Ah, the good old days of blatant board manipulation, mass unwarranted nonce accusations, and regular outbreaks of mouth shitting. 

4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

I didn't realise your a professor of filth when it comes to the French Language.Maybe you could at least try to educate me .vous et un grand con.Start with that .

you're 

Fucking mong.

5 hours ago, Eddie said:

Withers you French worm, I’m staying at the slate in Phucket, roops isn’t taking to me, the swimming pools are too warm and I battled 12 hours in economy to get here. I think this is the end for me, goodbye old friend. 

Best news I've had all day.  

Fuck off.

2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Reported. 

I despair, you touchy cunt.

43 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I was watching some BBC coverage live from a shitty beach in Calais showing  about 40 swarthy cunts getting in a dinghy and heading out to sea while about a dozen Froggy police just stood their smoking a Gitanes and shrugging their shoulders. We're paying the wages of these lazy cunts, what have you got to say for yourself @Witheredscrote

You know the answer to that, you thick cunt.  It's costing me nothing.  

27 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Oh, you're back, unfortunately. I thought (and hoped) you were dead or killed yourself. Whatever time you've had away has not improved your output has it? Spend it on a bomb and get rid of Putin and the Kremlin? Thanks for stating the obvious but I doubt even the US could pull that off, so it'll likely never happen. While it's nice to see you actually comment on the subject, as opposed to @ing Wolfie, DC, Decs and myself in nearly all of your comments with utterly shite insults, it's reminded me of how awful a contributor you really are. 

You're a thick cunt, with no humour whatsoever and are clearly only hanging around like a bad smell (Shit, lol) because you know everyone (apart from Pen) wants you dead. 

Do yourself a favour and fuck off. 

Lighten up.

6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

My son is 23 years of age. He has an Honours Degree from a reputable University in Business and Marketing and makes a pretty good living trading Bitcoin and other NFT type shit that I don’t understand.

Unfortunately, he gleans all of his political opinions from the inter webs and cunts like Andrew Tate. In short, he’ll espouse any conspiracy theory known to man. Be it JFK, Hitler was a decent man, Putin is the kind of President that the West needs, homosexuals should be killed and he’d never marry a ‘Western woman’ because they are all ‘cunts’ and Islam has it right.

The last one is a bit odd in that he seems perfectly fucking happy asking his mother to do his washing when he has a mummy-funded, brand new and serviceable washing machine and dryer in his apartment.

We bought him an air fryer as one of his Xmas presents. When we dropped his fucking washing off last week, the missus noted that his air-fryer had not been used. When she asked him why he said…’Teflon makes men gay!’ Apparently, non-stick technology is resulting in rampant homosexuality and cancer. Conversely, snorting beak, smoking weed and guzzling MDMA every weekend is a healthy option. What a fucking cunt generation of ill-informed wankers…going forward…we’re fucked with this lot.

DC, you should have 'nipped this in the bud' years ago. Man up, and kill the screwed up little cunt.  

How much do you want for the air fryer?

2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

How does he pick his nose?

With Frank's cock? Fuck nose.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

It’s a well-established technique in armless snooker throughout Lahore. Commonly known as the suck-back or ‘ واپس چوسنا’ in urdu, it provides very little advantage over able-bodied players. Look how he uses his tongue (03.12) to follow through with left side on that blue. 

Actually they speak Urdu Punjabi, and it probably says 'I rimmed Frank', and the 03.12 is the time it took for you to shit in his mouth.

23 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

You’re correct - this rule-bending could really give him quite an advantage over players with arms. Fucking cheating cunt.

Oh, I don't know. It's 'armless enough.

5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

There is so much more to Jamaican food than Jerk seasoning, Withers. Next time you venture out of Basildon, I mean France, send me a PM. We could meet up on Harrow road and get some Caribbean food, I might even listen to your tales of your failed racing career in the 1940s. 

Fuck off.

I have tried various Caribbean dishes, and truthfully, I liked them.  I simply had a bad experience with Jerk, after Eddie's wife admitted to not washing her hands, after cleaning the bog. The both of them are all big cars, and no Toilet Duck. Filthy cunts.

6 minutes ago, Frank said:

Pakistani Ikram Bibi achieved a 52 break with his chin. Bigger shoulders than @Dyslexic cnut too!

 

Frank, to be honest, I hate the game, but providing you can stop Eric Wikicuntman from posting on it, it should go well.

6 minutes ago, Frank said:

I was anticipating a different vibe to this thread, Withers. I'll be dedicating myself to this over the next two weeks, and I'd appreciate if you'll adapt to the intended spirit of the game... without having to repeat yourself.

That's a long nightshirt Fadi is wearing. I'm sure you will have no trouble lifting it though, before you pot the brown.

56 minutes ago, Frank said:

Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days.

 

Why not shove all 22 balls up your capacious arsehole again, you stupid cunt.

2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Are you running today?

Only from his anus, after a bad jerk chicken dinner.

34 minutes ago, Frank said:

Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days.

 

Why not shove all 22 balls up your capacious arsehole, you stupid cunt.