Frank

Considering the amount of time you waste barking at anything that moves, it’s no surprise you’ve ended up with a spoiled and obnoxious little Bitcoin shithouse for a son. Buying a 23 year-old an air fryer as ‘one’ of his Xmas presents tells us all we need to know about the parents. And he lives in a flat, not an ‘apartment’, you idiot.

For someone whose main goal in life is to keep things on the straight and narrow, it's quite something to have a nose that appears to have been stuck on in a game of Pin the Donkey. Ronnie, if you're reading this, and you probably are, your nose is a fucking mess!

@Eddie Bombers... https://streamable.com/dfxupn

It’s a thinking man’s nomination, H. I’m targeting a specific member who’s well known to be weak in the knee.

I saw an opportunity to top the leaderboard and went for it. I deserve better than this.

It’s a well-established technique in armless snooker throughout Lahore. Commonly known as the suck-back or ‘ واپس چوسنا’ in urdu, it provides very little advantage over able-bodied players. Look how he uses his tongue (03.12) to follow through with left side on that blue.

Pakistani Ikram Bibi achieved a 52 break with his chin. Bigger shoulders than @Dyslexic cnut too!

I was anticipating a different vibe to this thread, Withers. I'll be dedicating myself to this over the next two weeks, and I'd appreciate if you'll adapt to the intended spirit of the game... without having to repeat yourself.

Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days.

Idiot.

Something's really off with the man, Pen. While I've had more than my fair share of highs and lows, poor DC's been down in the doldrums for months! Worse still, every other sentence he posts is cloaked in some kind of helmet metaphor. I haven't seen a fellow member so on edge since the early days of Jazz. I might put him to bed over the weekend.

How many times have I told you to never explain? Never! You've been on this site for umpteen years and still you have no concept of the rules.

Noted.

Answer the question.

Do you feel that way about a young man’s inside leg?..

Dachshund.

@Cunty BigBollox bear in mind I’m currently drinking halves. Doctor’s orders. https://ibb.co/vXBXybn

Neil, you thick fucking oaf. Oversized soft suburban dope’s like you melt when they see my little sausage. When they drop to their knees for a cuddle, I unzip my fly and thwack them over the head with my wiener. Lol, lol. Lol.

For someone who values integrity as much as I do, what on earth is going on in your tiny mind? Your opinion has always been my steadfast guide.

My nan’s in this doc. What a life.

Do me a favour, Raasters, you stupendously thick fucking lump... stop quoting my name twice in every sentence.

Fucking moron quoting yourself now. Totally shot to pieces.

Raasters is Mocha Joe.

Raasters I’ve just watched the very last episode of Curb. 22 years it’s been running. I’m certainly not overly fond of the jews, but I do love Larry David.