Frank

Tapping out a third post in frustration should cover it.

Punk I wasn't trying anything on with cry-baby Snatch. It's my duty, from time to time, to remind the board that he is by far the thickest cunt I ever did see.

Decs you know I'll always care for you... like I would a disabled son. If only you had a little more charm about you.

Pen I know a song about us.

Do you now accept 'grinded'? I'm not looking for an apology, ape, I just want you to learn.

EC, before I get started on the ape - the site's spineless groupie who follows the big hitters (me) on here, let me tell you without hesitation.. you are rubbish in every respect. You may not have been here to witness ape's shameless sucking up, when some of the bigger players viciously and relentlessly attacked poor ding over a six month period. The man is stupendously wet, and after Snatch, probably the thickest member we've ever seen.

You're wrong, ape. You always are. Salope.

No, I'm sticking with grinded.

You've had it coming for some time, Ape. Limpets like EC will always latch on to the wet and the spineless. Now that my little Punk has grinded you down, let's hope EC wipes out your entire sorry fucking existence.

Tata I think you might be the worst I've ever seen on these pages. Excruciatingly dull... really really poor. Really.

He's definitely shaken, Judas. Good work.

Smooth fucker.

A blatant cheap-seated 'like' seeking post. Idiot.

I've just bought a mannequin and a second hand collapsable wheelchair on eBay.

I'm having a punt on wiz. Leave me alone.

Quincy politely asked why anyone would want to sleep with a hooker. I pulled you up on your meaningless response, only to be subjected to some child-like fucking waffle that could have been summed up in three words. Kill yourself.

Short or long-winded, you've fucked up on this one, wiz. Apologise to little Quince and move on.

This doesn't work for me, punk.

Quid pro quo. Is that what you're trying to say?

Noted.

It's posts like this that remind me why I can't fucking stand you. I'm going to have to attack you sooner or later. Stand by.

Not at all. I own the site and we simply don't do thin-skinned or bland.

I could create a sorry effigy of ding in the garden, film myself attacking him with a spade, then do a little jig to a tune of your choice. Would that ease your worries?