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About Piston

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    Castor of Pollux
  • Birthday 01/04/1870

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    . Skaro
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    Alien abduction...got 3 of the fuckers so far, under the console.

    Emoji breeding.

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  1. Well I certainly am. Is there something wrong with you? No issues re manipulation, the problem is a shortage of offers. Gyps? Roops? Anybody (female!)?
  2. Thanfully, priorities are already getting back to normal. This from today's Times: How coronavirus is affecting the property market – will UK house prices drop? Fuck. Ing. Hell!
  3. Michel Roux dead...? ....Crumbs!
  4. Here in what's left (unflooded) of Worcs. the big panic buy is...cat litter!? WTF? Maybe the yokels are Blue Petering face masks from Andex with cat- shitter filters. Or perhap it makes a nourishing soup? Or maybe it's all that left to be mindlessly grabbed by retarded fuckwits. Cunts!
  5. ...and they wipe their arses with 'Crêpe' paper ?
  6. Today's Torygraph reports that Oxfordshire County Council has issued a gender-identity policy to all its schools. A teenage girl has applied for judicial review over official school guidance that says she should share changing rooms, lavatories and residential dormitories with trans girls, in the first legal action of its kind. The council’s guidance to more than 300 schools in Oxfordshire says: “Children and young people are supported through the Equality Act 2010 to access the toilet that corresponds to their gender identity; so trans girls because they are girls, can use the
  7. Bzzzt! Repetition of 'Norwich' Neil has 45 seconds remaining...
  8. Piston

    Reach Out

    WTF is an 'app'? Is this another vile Americanism that’s gradually polluting the English language... ...and why is the app developer out of the darkroon anyway? ''Reach around'' sounds suspiciously Canal streety. Thank you for your input...you can take it out now...pleeease
  9. A 'fucking warden'? What a job! They take a photograph on er... entry and if you stay too long they issue a fixed penalty (penile-ty?) notice? Or does it all depend upon topping up the meter? Gis a job.
  10. Amen brother although some days it's worth removing Dec's posts automatically. Lord knows what posted but often his affliction get the better of him and he knows not what he does. At such times, Holy Water and Scourging should be used. Luckily Roops has experience... Let us pray...
  11. What has Dominic Cummings really got planned for the civil service? The greatest bang since the Big one: ‘People in SW1 talk a lot about ‘diversity’ but they rarely mean ‘true cognitive diversity’. They are usually babbling about ‘gender identity diversity blah blah’. What SW1 needs is not more drivel about ‘identity’ and ‘diversity’ from Oxbridge humanities graduates but more genuine cognitive diversity. We need some true wild cards, artists, people who never went to university and fought their way out of an appalling hell hole, weirdos from William Gibson novels like tha
  12. Buggered if I know...I read...I post reply...I can't find any of it but am getting notifications re what I posted ...I think... Fucked computer or spiked wine...or 'Baws Back in a bit ...-ish...maybe...zzz
  13. Well somebody's intercoursing sense of humour is beyond me...wanders off for a refill
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