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Eric Cuntman

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  1. Eric Cuntman
    What’s the grandad thing? Are you cousins?
  2. Eric Cuntman
    Bollocks. Shopping mall muzak ear worm.
  3. Eric Cuntman
    He is unkillable. But he’s not uncontrollable. Which is why my foot is in his arse right now. If you have a better idea, please get the fuck on with it and stop fucking whining about my methodology.
  4. Eric Cuntman
    A perfect example of an ‘H’ getting it completely wrong.
  5. Eric Cuntman
    Oh hang on… gazpacho has a sci-fi connection to Red Dwarf. Harold will probably think you’re talking about his family. The thick cunt.
  6. Eric Cuntman
    Are you fucking serious? Do you still think that what I said was an attack on your actual mother rather than an addition to a conversation about a fictional language from Star Trek?? You thick fucking cunt. Get the fuck off this website you sensitive little fucking crybaby shitcunt. You make me fucking sick.
  7. Eric Cuntman
    Curta cunt. Lol lol
  8. Eric Cuntman
    “Beloved Cunt!!”
  9. Eric Cuntman
    Of course. And the boiling point of DOT4 brake fluid once a year. I love all that shit. I’ve got an OBD2 scanner too. It switches off those lights that stay on when shit breaks and you’ve already fixed it.
  10. Eric Cuntman
    Uncanny! I was just typing this out when you stole it from my brain.
  11. Eric Cuntman
    Some of them have special helmets.
  12. Eric Cuntman
    His walls may be padded but the floor he’s walking on is made of thin ice and I’m right fucking underneath it.
  13. Eric Cuntman
    Filthy fucking northern pig.
  14. Eric Cuntman
    Yeah
  15. Eric Cuntman
    You really are a thick fucking cunt aren’t you? Try brushing up on your Klingon. You’ve caught me in the right fucking mood today cunt. In other words, you’re fucking done here.
  16. Eric Cuntman
    I’m sure she would have some baby wipes or something.
  17. Eric Cuntman
    Your mother has a smooth forehead.
  18. Eric Cuntman
    Fucking goddess. It’s all real. The tits, the arse. You should see her in a pair of jeans.
  19. Eric Cuntman
    The Volvo Rascal. Statistically the safest vehicle to be abducted and murdered in. 5 Star NRAPE rating.
  20. Eric Cuntman
    Don’t bother with the sequel.
  21. Eric Cuntman
    Are you going to send a couple of hard pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on him with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch?
  22. Eric Cuntman
    Have you seen the actress Christina Hendricks? To say that she’s right up your street is an understatement. I would post a photo for you but I’m computer thick.
  23. Eric Cuntman
    “They fuck you at the drive-thru!!”
  24. Eric Cuntman
    Shooter McGavin.
  25. Eric Cuntman
    Let Chef decide…
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