Wolfie

Despite your renowned political genius ELC, you do have a rather vacuous habit of not bothering to check whether the same or very similar noms have already been created. Idiot.

No fraulein schall be in ze relationschip mitt anozzer voman, nicht ever, ozzervise zey vill be schott! Seig Heil!! Seriously Neil, how many porn films starring same sex muff-divers have you wanked off to in the past?

You really are a prize fucking tool @ChildeHarold. In part-keeping with the topic, please unmysteriously and permanently disappear.

Are you doing Red Nose Day this year @Cunty BigBollox? Lololol.

In 1986-87 (Williams), and more so in 1988-89 (McLaren), the dominance of one team really came about – the difference then being Mansell & Piquet, and thereafter Senna & Prost, were evenly matched, each becoming all-time greats and world champions in their careers, sharing manufacturer upgrades at the same time. Not so with Red Bull, whose Dutch dominance last season was arguably the most boring ever, harking back to the procession that was Schumacher at Ferrari in the 90s and early noughties. Why can't the FIA create more of a level playing field before the sport loses even more 'old time' fans? What might be a good way forward @Roadkill @Old Chap Raasclaat @Dyslexic cnut @King Billy @southerncunt? I can't believe one man – Adrian Newey – who helped create a similar one-driver bias with Vettel over Webber, can make this much of a difference to one sport. I know F1 is supposed to be the pinnacle of technology in which designers create templates for their road cars (Mercedes a good example), but the sport is getting beyond a joke.

@Hokey Gingers would most certainly be one of my favourite commenters – if I had a fondness for watching paint dry.

Really?

Rinse, repeat and rinse again, using the same, tiresome formula of insults from the site's no.1 shit-stirring old poof.

I put forward my candidacy to investigate this claim.

Each time I read one of your posts, it feels as though I'm looking at a cyber cock. And I'm fairly certain that if Pen uploaded a photo of her penis, the monopoly of shock, horror and awe would swing greatly in favour of the male genitalia. It's over for you here, elc. You didn't cut the mustard - and I very much doubt you ever will, you bizarre, weird little old man. Be gone.

Pizza's what? May I ask, what does the pizza own here? A few slabs of pepparoni? Perhaps some pineapple if it has a Hawaiian theme? You thick fucking cunt. Of the approximate 3.8m Muslims in the UK, I'd be amazed if 3.7m can't communicate in English better than you. Idiot.

I wonder if a young Ms Roops features somewhere? I'm not going to Google it, although Mr Shit is probably VERY familiar with its content and considers it soft porn. Speaking of which, I see it didn't take much of a lure from me for him to respond. I can't see what Fagin's scummy little sausage fingers have unleashed on his spunk-encrusted keyboard, although I'd be amazed if there isn't a mention of a poodle and Sooty somewhere. Predictable little kike cunt.

A topical and worthy subject which could have – should have – been a good'un, with plenty of mileage from a better intro. But as usual, it's just another idle Pen nom, typically unimaginative and cuntish, inserting a lazy mainstream news link alongside some succinct fucking gibberish in lieu of anything intelligent or interesting to say. Stupid fucking rancid, piss-stinking, donkey-schlonged geriatric cunt.

I take it you haven't seen 'Scat Leviathans 3', which I'd assume @and has in his DVD collection.

All you've done is gone off again on some kike-borne rant about Islam and a Muslim minority, while managing to completely avoid tackling the point I raised with you, chiefly a very clear one about Islam's religious ideology and its relationship with the death penalty – a modus operandi which if legalised would further Islamicize the UK. If you wish to involve yourself in a discussion with me, then discuss, instead of continually repeating yourself like a fucking teenager.

While few (including me) aren't surprised, you do love blowing your own trumpet, don't you? It wasn't a discussion about photography; merely an opinion about Kate allegedly choosing to not exhibit her wedding ring... and there you go again, off on one about composition and Rule of Thirds et al. From what I have read, I opine your photographic skills to be very basic at best.

As the site's self-appointed Royal Correspondent (and I'm in no way implying you're ginger), is Nicholas Witchell in danger of being replaced by you, which carries with it a clandestine return to the UK?

With exception of half the US, the death penalty remains popular among all Third World shitholes, as well as more recently 'developed' economic lynchpins and dictatorships such as China and throughout the Middle East (despite incredible social inequality within each). It appears lost on you (given your obvious Islamophobia – probably because you're a kike) that every single Islamic country in the world embraces capital punishment, from having limbs cut off in public to firing squad, stoning and hanging. So why not make the UK even more Islamized, making Muslim communities feel even more at home by introducing all forms of public execution I've mentioned above? Is this what you want? There's an obvious hypocrisy in your pro-death penalty, anti-Islam argument.

It appears I'll be going against the mill of public opinon, as well as the first three dickhead commenters on this thread, but I'll never support the death penalty, no matter what the crime. To me, it's akin to taking a step backwards into the medieval era. We (most) have evolved as a species and it really does seem counter-productive. In the US, approximately half (27 states) have the death penalty – with no evidence that it actually works by reducing crime or types of crime. Take some of the UK's most renowned killers, for example: Ian Brady, Harold Shipman and Ian Huntley. The first begged time and again for his life to be ended, such was his deep hatred of life incarceration, which put him behind bars for 51 years. The second couldn't bear the thought of this, so he hung himself. The third has tried to commit suicide on numerous occasions, and by all accounts is now 'unrecognisable' after grisly prison attacks as a child-killer target. So, perhaps the thought of living the rest of their miserable lives among violent prisoners is a more loathsome prospect for these cunts, which ultimately may serve as a more effective deterrent, rather than taking the easy way out via death by injection or electrocution. That said, I would happily napalm 99% of the Chinese: not only would this promote a better life for most animals in China, it would help reduce world pollution levels considerably while not putting taxpayers at unnecessary expense. And notice I said 'napalm' and not 'nuke', in the knowledge my chosen method of termination will cause the most painful, intense suffering possible.

I can't say I blame Christian Horny for wishing to put his cock elsewhere. With all that hot fanny in and around the paddock, it's a mystery why he chose to be with Ginger Spice, whose attention-seeking nature and media history was always going to attract scrutiny from ruthless British tabloids. It may be a little cruel to opine, but I'm hoping the furor will cause a rift within the team, giving RB's nearest competitor hope they might win just one race this reason.

I'll wager Pen's schlong weighs more than her brain. It's safe to say it's got a better chance of getting into Mensa, too.

I imagine @Eddie's kids look very similar, which makes the situation appear all the more heart-rending. I hope you offered them your swimming pool, LCS – as well as some witchetty grubs and wombat from your acclaimed bbq. Seriously though, one has to wonder whether he'd have tied up three white Aussie kids from his neighbourhood if he caught them swimming in his parents' pool. Quite the bully actually, and I think the whole scenario probably comes down to a question of their heritage and his attitude towards them. A stern warning and a few words with their parents would have sufficed. My conclusion is wanker. What would your reaction have been?

I've just skim-read the latest comments on the front page @Penny Farthing, and noticed you're age 71. Can you still get a boner without the need for Viagra? Lololol.

I genuinely loathe the manipulative shortarse wanker; I reckon he's still a threat to national security. While I too have expressed by abhorrence for Israel's ongoing genocide in Gaza (and the West Bank), he won a vote based on his views on Palestine, chiefly based on media influence and not facets which actually matter to genuine British people, such as the spiralling cost of living, fuel prices, the NHS, education, defence spending (and its relationship with Ukraine), the cost of borrowing money & increasing bank autonomy, local councils, the state of our fucking roads during cold winter spells, public transport et al., nor anything else presently affecting the UK. Far from being the first pro-Muslim Scotsman with intentions which could further damage this country for personal gain, the fact he won a by-election in an Asian-rich shithole like Rochdale speaks volumes about his premeditations and personal views. He's obsessed with himself, his image... any self-effacing British politician would care about the people they're employed to serve and not dress up in a tight Lycra costume while pretending to be a sexually turned-on cat to seek attention. Not surprisingly, he's already been punched in the face, and I would be happy to repeat this experience if ever I meet the cunt.

Precisely.