Wolfie

I can forgive you for being a totally thick fucking twat whose Wall's bangers clout your keypad relentlessly before his little brain has engaged, but I can't offer the same praise for being the most unfunny bellend we've seen for years, other than @Cunty BigBollox.

Jesus bloody hell.

You'll be pleased to know the number of channel crossings has fallen and continues with this trend – so with recent news that Rwanda is actually going to happen, this (hopefully) will work as a deterrent for those wishing to claim asylum. Positively, fewer people (inc. innocent kids) will die at sea, while the UK will benefit from less burglary, shoplifting, fraud, rape, murder, crimes against society (nationals of five countries: Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria & Albania make up 71% of those crossing... notice a bias here?), congested roads, lengthy NHS waiting times, and more council funding. The data in this article is almost a year old, but it shows the picture: https://migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/briefings/people-crossing-the-english-channel-in-small-boats/

@Frank?

'knee's', eh? Whose knee's? The knobbly knee's knob, called elc, whose understanding of the apostrophe is a metaphor for his entire grasp of the site in general? You thickster's flap wart. I'll wager a ten year-old with learning difficulties could outgun you in a basic English test.

Can't you find something else to do with your time?

Your second nom in almost seven years... and we're presented with THIS? What a surprise it's attracted zero likes (until Anaconda Schlong reads my comment, that is). Ffs Frank. It's a bit like waiting in an understaffed pub for Sunday lunch, and when it finally arrives, the plate is missing the roast beef. I'm almost embarrassed for you. Almost.

The 'dribbling imbecile Biden administration' doesn't vote to approve the financing of military assistance to Ukraine – this lengthy process goes via the US House of Representatives, encompassing the US Congress and Senate, not the Biden Administration. Get it right, dickhead. And to the bit in bold above: what a beautiful irony that only an idiot could possibly create. Seriously, yet another piss-poor block of incoherent text which could easily have been submitted by a remedial schoolboy passing judgement on a subject he clearly knows fuck-all about. What might others think when reading content such as this? Will this piece of shit attract much-needed new blood to the site? Fuck off, elc. You're utterly fucking shite.

Weak.

Fascinating. Being an expert on the Psion S3 model, in your educated opinion when sober, how many units do you think @Frank could insert up his arsehole within a ten minute window?

Raas hasn't been here for five years, you brutally thick, satsuma-brained idiot. You're done here.

This comment typifies you – underlining how much of a fucking genuinely thick, black & white-brained backwoods hillbilly sack of shite you are. All you hear is your own voice and not others on the peripheral of your tunnel vision. You are incapable of discourse. I posted this five years ago, well before you arrived, bringing with you the smell of another bottom-rung minnow with all the writing skills of a kebab-snorting bazaar camel herder. Dickhead. https://www.cuntscorner.com/forums/topic/64699-cars-bikes-trucks-et-al/?_fromLogin=1

Are 'lambourghinis' made by Lamborghini when they're away on holiday? You boss-eyed, Harvey Price-level oaf.

742,891,457,674 days since we began to suffer your running commentary from 9,000 miles away about a subject very few give a flying fuck about. We've been getting on a little better recently Doc, and I welcome this, but please give the Nicholas Witchell wankfest a break.

Jesus wept, you utter fucking buffoon. You're like an unfunny version 'Eavensabove, if such a thing is actually possible.

Are you going to start throwing your 57kg around this evening, Frank? Lol.

How has Geldof managed to generate such a personal fortune (est. £40m) from just one UK hit in 1979, which reached only no. 73 across the Big Pond? This cunt's cunt has made a career and amassed tens of millions from other people's poverty (like Billy Bragg, who sang about greedy bankers from London... and then sold his Dorset house to one), and in doing so has behaved in precisely the opposite way he scolds others for. This is what politicians are also good at doing – exploiting under a facade of goodwill. He's the definition of a champagne socialist. A greedy, phony fucking wanker. It's little wonder everyone around him opts for suicide. Oh, and you can have an extremely rare like for your comment, Harold, which ought to improve your l/p ratio by around 50%.

8-9 months on the site and you still haven't worked out how to use the quote feature correctly. I haven't been calling you a thick fucking cunt for no reason, elc.

I knew you'd find a way to bring Roops into it, Billy.

At least you've been upgraded from a goldfish.

Perhaps your missus finds Sean's voice more entertaining than your posts. I can't say blame her, you boring, mundane bumcloth.

Nom after nom of pointless and unfunny horse wank which nobody gives a flying fuck about. As Ape rightly points out, quantity doesn't outweigh quality – an equation you appear to be pitifully unaware of. You bottom-feeding, remedial class mollusc.

I suspect you're secretly hoping the first three letters are 's', 'h' and 'i', lololol.