Wolfie
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7 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
What's a pretty poorly made late 70s and 80s saloon car got to do with it.?
Jesus bloody hell.
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5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:
To be honest, I really couldn't give a fuck about the adults, they have the agency to make a stupid fucking decision themselves. Children don't, and are just following their thick as fucking shit parents into a dinghy that any sensible person wouldn't even trust to get them across a deep puddle. If I was on a boat with my kids I would drown trying to make sure they lived, which just goes to show how fucking selfish the parents are. Absolute cunts.
You'll be pleased to know the number of channel crossings has fallen and continues with this trend – so with recent news that Rwanda is actually going to happen, this (hopefully) will work as a deterrent for those wishing to claim asylum. Positively, fewer people (inc. innocent kids) will die at sea, while the UK will benefit from less burglary, shoplifting, fraud, rape, murder, crimes against society (nationals of five countries: Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria & Albania make up 71% of those crossing... notice a bias here?), congested roads, lengthy NHS waiting times, and more council funding. The data in this article is almost a year old, but it shows the picture:
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On 22/04/2024 at 16:23, Last Cunt Standing said:
Frank, you have achieved a rare feat. You’ve made me agree with @Wolfie.
With the ongoing collapse of Fiat currency, the capture of the House of Windsor by a death Cult, and the coming war in the Holy Land, I’m taking this very rare agreement as the Fourth Horse of The Apocalypse and have started packing my belongings into the Ute to set off to the middle of nowhere tomorrow.
I’d say it was nice knowing you, but by all accounts you’re a bit of a Cunt. So enjoy the snooker. If you really do live with 30 miles of SW1, it might well be your last.
Don’t Look Up.
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5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:
I like that .He is like trying to end it all in the sea at Hunstanton, you can walk three miles out and your only up to your knee's.
'knee's', eh? Whose knee's? The knobbly knee's knob, called elc, whose understanding of the apostrophe is a metaphor for his entire grasp of the site in general?
You thickster's flap wart. I'll wager a ten year-old with learning difficulties could outgun you in a basic English test.
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5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:
5 doctors and engineers lost .The French police did all they could including giving back their enormous bribes to the snugglers and boat suppliers and those who deliver the inflatables. Sacre blu , le docteurs are Dan's le drink .ooo la la .Vite , vite tell them to swim Dan's the direction de Angleterre .French cunts .illegal cunts .Open up with an artillery barrage on to Boulogne sur fucking murd, the fish smelling shit hole .
Reported all ready so dont fucking bother you pussy flap wart .
Can't you find something else to do with your time?
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On 31/03/2024 at 18:03, entitled little cunt said:
A green party electoral hopeful had part of her finger bitten off by a dog whilst putting a party leaflet through a letter box .It seems the dog is as fucked off with politics and polititions as the rest of the country. Fucking green party cunts .The use fossil fuels to power economies have raised the living standards of ordinary people to an immeasurably high level compared to past generations. Get it out of the ground and burn it with abandon.
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On 20/04/2024 at 13:44, Frank said:
Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days.
Your second nom in almost seven years... and we're presented with THIS? What a surprise it's attracted zero likes (until Anaconda Schlong reads my comment, that is).
Ffs Frank. It's a bit like waiting in an understaffed pub for Sunday lunch, and when it finally arrives, the plate is missing the roast beef. I'm almost embarrassed for you. Almost.
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On 20/04/2024 at 21:45, entitled little cunt said:
The dribbling imbecile Biden administration has voted in approval of sending more funds into that blackhole of shite known as Ukraine .They have already been in reciept of 113 billion dollars and the current administration by their own admission have know idea what's happened to the majority of it .That figure does not include funds given by European countries. Ukraine was and considering the situation, still is the most corrupt country in "Europe " .Money was sent for reconstruction so its safe to assume the exact same bent corrupt cunts within their local goverment who helped themselves in the past are doing so again.Infact they're probably having a wonderful time on western money whilst ordinary Ukrainians are dieing .Thats our money aswell.Uk taxpayers money. That's your Mr.Zellenskyy for you .The west is trying it's hardest to quietly disassociate itself with the clown before the shit hits the fan and questions are asked and answers demanded .I can't wait .Ever get the feeling you're being cheated ?.
The 'dribbling imbecile Biden administration' doesn't vote to approve the financing of military assistance to Ukraine – this lengthy process goes via the US House of Representatives, encompassing the US Congress and Senate, not the Biden Administration. Get it right, dickhead.
And to the bit in bold above: what a beautiful irony that only an idiot could possibly create.
Seriously, yet another piss-poor block of incoherent text which could easily have been submitted by a remedial schoolboy passing judgement on a subject he clearly knows fuck-all about. What might others think when reading content such as this? Will this piece of shit attract much-needed new blood to the site?
Fuck off, elc. You're utterly fucking shite.
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18 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:
Francis, we’ve never crossed swords on The Corner and I have no wish to start. I’ll ignore your “tiny mind” swing, and simply say that I don’t believe the official version of “the illness”, believe there is a much darker explanation, and have very good reason to think so. The photos are a bit of a clue. But, feel free to get back to mincing about the overpriced Gentleman’s Outfitters you inhabit, the truth will be along momentarily. Keep watching.
Weak.
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29 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:
Yes, I had a Psion Series 3 but if you would engage your ancient brain for 30 seconds you will realise it was the HP iPAQ pocket PC that sounded the death knoll for the Psion which in turn was well and truly wiped out when smart phones hit the scene.
Fascinating.
Being an expert on the Psion S3 model, in your educated opinion when sober, how many units do you think @Frank could insert up his arsehole within a ten minute window?
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19 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
I asked you , Do you think people give a fuck about what you said 5 years ago ?Granted you probably had a better grasp of reality back then but it really was a different world don't you think.Pre covid , interest rates at 2%, no small boat crossings and the basics were affordable for ordinary people .All of that is not the case now .
Raas hasn't been here for five years, you brutally thick, satsuma-brained idiot.
You're done here.
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15 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:
They're fucking ugly things made by waps and driven by drug dealers .It's a fucking stupid name which I couldn't be bothered to spell check .The last decent thing those spaghetti eating swap side addicts made was the Miura.I can spell that right because it was an work of art .Something thats beyond your comprehension you ignorant poofta .Your idea of beauty is an Audi TT .Probably the most boring hairdresser car ever produced and driven by overweight middleaged ladies with dry fannies who work in HR.
This comment typifies you – underlining how much of a fucking genuinely thick, black & white-brained backwoods hillbilly sack of shite you are. All you hear is your own voice and not others on the peripheral of your tunnel vision. You are incapable of discourse. I posted this five years ago, well before you arrived, bringing with you the smell of another bottom-rung minnow with all the writing skills of a kebab-snorting bazaar camel herder. Dickhead.
https://www.cuntscorner.com/forums/topic/64699-cars-bikes-trucks-et-al/?_fromLogin=1
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1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:
Fucking things are vulgar and mostly worn by young Asians in lambourghinis who's dads corner shop did well on porno mags , out of date happy shopper sandwiches and selling booze and fags to underage kids. A nice 50 year old Omega or longines are way more attractive, more classy and the movements are a work of art rather than shite Rolex workings .
Are 'lambourghinis' made by Lamborghini when they're away on holiday?
You boss-eyed, Harvey Price-level oaf.
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On 28/03/2024 at 13:25, Last Cunt Standing said:
incidentally, 92 days now since Katie made a public appearance. This weekend is the fabled Easter deadline. Ten of my Aussie Dollars says we don’t see her doing any Royal “work” this year.
On 29/03/2024 at 22:08, Last Cunt Standing said:Believe that Eric, and I’ve got a Bridge in Baltimore to sell you.
96 days, if you’re keeping score.
On 07/04/2024 at 05:14, Last Cunt Standing said:104 days today since the Princess of Wales was incontrovertibly seen in public.
It’s an awfully long time, is it not?
On 12/04/2024 at 23:52, Last Cunt Standing said:110 days now since the Princess of Wales was incontrovertibly seen in public.
Those trips to the Windsor Farm Shop seem to have stopped then?
In case you had any doubt, they’re laughing at you.
742,891,457,674 days since we began to suffer your running commentary from 9,000 miles away about a subject very few give a flying fuck about.
We've been getting on a little better recently Doc, and I welcome this, but please give the Nicholas Witchell wankfest a break.
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1 hour ago, Eddie said:
A White Russian, or a Black Russian or come to think of it any coloured Russian with a cock.
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On 04/04/2024 at 20:21, entitled little cunt said:
If there's a spunk tax for too much sex I'll be expecting a rather healthy rebate .
Jesus wept, you utter fucking buffoon. You're like an unfunny version 'Eavensabove, if such a thing is actually possible.
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19 minutes ago, Frank said:
You're throwing your weight around this evening, EC. I don't like it.
Are you going to start throwing your 57kg around this evening, Frank? Lol.
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49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
He had two with Boomtown Rats I Don't Like Mondays was a fucking massive hit
56 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:You hit the nail on the head Hammer. So much of this do-gooding has a selfish motivation and an eye on something. Look at the so called stars who fucking go on Children in Need and the Lenny Henrys and Geldolfs. How did that fucking Geldolf get to buy a Chelsea house out of one fucking hit single?
How has Geldof managed to generate such a personal fortune (est. £40m) from just one UK hit in 1979, which reached only no. 73 across the Big Pond?
This cunt's cunt has made a career and amassed tens of millions from other people's poverty (like Billy Bragg, who sang about greedy bankers from London... and then sold his Dorset house to one), and in doing so has behaved in precisely the opposite way he scolds others for. This is what politicians are also good at doing – exploiting under a facade of goodwill.
He's the definition of a champagne socialist. A greedy, phony fucking wanker. It's little wonder everyone around him opts for suicide.
Oh, and you can have an extremely rare like for your comment, Harold, which ought to improve your l/p ratio by around 50%.
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3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:
Well Frank I think you're fighting a losing battle with them two.I hate to think either of their reactions should something even mildly cataclysmic happened in their lives .I reckon they'd both spontaneously combust .Fucking numpties .
8-9 months on the site and you still haven't worked out how to use the quote feature correctly.
I haven't been calling you a thick fucking cunt for no reason, elc.
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2 hours ago, King Billy said:
‘bitchy’ and ‘snatchy’ lol.
I knew you'd find a way to bring Roops into it, Billy.
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13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
That old chestnut…you stupid cunt.
At least you've been upgraded from a goldfish.
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On 07/12/2023 at 11:59, Jiggerycock said:
Disclaimer - I don't watch this (literal) offal but Mrs Jiggers seems to think it's part of her life-support system, so it floats into my consciousness every so often.
.....and when it does, it's this herbert sounding like he's bringing himself off in the sound booth, about the dishes that have been slung together.
"Jeff has cooked a pithivier of Ceps (it's always fucking 'Ceps') {urgh,urgh}, mung beans in a reduced kangeroo stock Jus {slight squeal like Minnie Ripperton on crack}....a bouquet garni {urgle! urgle!} topped off with a dollop of swan cum, chips, beans and Vimto {name the babies after me-e-e-e-e!}"
That kind of thing.
Perhaps your missus finds Sean's voice more entertaining than your posts.
I can't say blame her, you boring, mundane bumcloth.
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15 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:
Was in my local supermarket when I inadvertently stepped in the way of a lady who was blonde probably about 25 years ago but now needs help from a bottle .She gave me an intense stare and a tut then in an exaggerated fashion went around me huffing and puffing .When Boy George was top of the charts she could have passed for mildly attractive but to try to pull it off in the same manner so many years after the event really is pushing it .Skin tight jeans that were holding her arse cheeks up and high heels that looked about a size nine with bulging bunion cushioning sides. She really looked like something that had been left out in the sun far too long .I'm all for sassy self belief but this geriatric spice grandmother really thought she was Francois Hardy in her prime .She looked more like Frank Bough in his .Females are becoming as big a cunt as males , if not worse. If there's a car up your arse these days its driven by a 32 year old slightly chubby female with oversize sunglasses and and a kid in the back and the inevitable baby on board sticker. Fucking cunts the lot of 'em.No wonder the world has gone gay cock mad , they're easier to live with than women apart from the copulation side of things .
Nom after nom of pointless and unfunny horse wank which nobody gives a flying fuck about. As Ape rightly points out, quantity doesn't outweigh quality – an equation you appear to be pitifully unaware of.
You bottom-feeding, remedial class mollusc.
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On 10/03/2024 at 21:31, Mr Spoon said:
Surely the odious offensive to ears, eyes and everything inbetween Gemma Collins qualifies as a ***t of the highest order on just about every count known to the civilised world
On 11/03/2024 at 18:28, and said:WTF is a '***t'?
I suspect you're secretly hoping the first three letters are 's', 'h' and 'i', lololol.
Just like to send my condolences
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I can forgive you for being a totally thick fucking twat whose Wall's bangers clout your keypad relentlessly before his little brain has engaged, but I can't offer the same praise for being the most unfunny bellend we've seen for years, other than @Cunty BigBollox.