Cap'n Cunt

Having seen the pictures of the 'aid convoy' trucks (which, incidentally, held three armed ex-soldiers for some inexplicable reason) I'm pretty impressed with the accuracy of the Israeli missiles. They don't fuck about, and they're quite good at what they do, I have to say.

Well, if you don't want to get killed, don't go to a fucking war zone to do your virtue signalling in the hope of getting sucked off by a raghead then. It's not rocket science.....

I don't give a fuck, they're all ragheads anyway.

Best become a bummer then?

He was a fucking record-changer. Dansette managed this automatically on the 1960's without having to resort to some annoying cunt talking bollocks between songs.

She's got Cunt Cancer. Fucking obvious.

I'm quite fed up with the MSM bleating about fucking Gazans. I don't actually care if they're all wiped off the face of the earth, if I'm honest. Dusky moustachiod cunts. The walking corpse in charge of America has now decreed that he might get a bit miffed if Israel attacked Rafah (it's a city in Gaza that nobody knew even existed until yesterday) and now the Saudis have weighed in too. So fucking what? Does anyone actually care what happens to a load of sandmonkeys? I most certainly don't. I'd suggest Israel just obliterates the place and all within it, and then perhaps we can have some good news for a change, something about Strictly Cum Dancing, wimmin playing football or suchlike.

Arsonists, you mean?

It's rumoured that her body lay undiscovered for quite a while - 7 hours and 16 days to be precise.

Aww, look, he's having a spacker meltdown, bless him..... but he's trying his best. Let's all sing along and help him out.... Aww, he was SO good 20 years ago, but now he's not so great, but let's cheer him on anyway.... Singers. If your too old, or too spacky to do the fucking job, stay at home. If your job involved brain surgery or driving aeroplanes, people wouldn't be so fucking lax about you not actually being capable of doing your chosen profession. You're all cunts, and the people that pander to your ineptitude are fucking worse.

Kurt Cobain's was the best one, in my opinion.

This '96 hours of oxygen' is repeated ad nauseum. The first thing I'd do is kill the other 4 cunts in there, then I'd have 384 hours of it, all for me. And I'd have a wank over their decomposing corpses.

I think it all comes down to which one's got the biggest norks, doesn't it?

Are we talking about Harry Hewitt and his pet monkey?

What the fuck is it all about, really? Publicity for a flagging career as a 'comedian'? He's certainly 'funny', but not in a comedic way. I'd douse the cunt with petrol and set it on fire.