Penny Farthing

1 hour ago, Eddie said:

Frank, I’ve mistakenly picked up a tranny from the local bar, should I throw him out or split his pooper?

https://ibb.co/r0HMx1k

Pull "his/her" knickers down first if she is post op give her what she wants .. if you are a superstud she might even give you £20

Nottingham attacks: Mum’s trauma over police WhatsApp message

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68886331

The police officers are cunts for using social media to discuss it between themselves but sadly such job to make people insensitive to how they discuss such matters between themselves. The BBC are also shit-stirring utter cunts for reporting it.

I remember some words from a rhyme .."MY SISTER WORKED IN A FACTORY CALMLY DE-GUTTING PEARS, SHE HAD TWO LOVELY CHILDREN CALLED DOROTHY AND CLEM, THEY'RE HANGING HER TOMORROW FOR CALMLY DE-GUTTING THEM.".

9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Or a telescope. Jodrell Bank.

Does his cock emit radio waves .. Jodrell Bank is a radio telescope.

50 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Watch out , Ape and his cohort cunts will be moaning about the lack of apostrophes. 

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16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'll get my bi-noc-ulars out then. 

A microscope attachment might also be required.

11 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Ape ? Or punkape, are they different ?.forgive my ignorance , I'm sure you're used to it .

Very different .. Punkape was far too upmarket for this place.

Just now, entitled little cunt said:

The cunt insults himself , he doesn't need my help .

 

You never met Punkape did you?

23 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

In all seriousness the CEO  of Iceland seems a genuinely nice person rather than the Elon Musk, Bill Gates dodgy  narcissistic  cunt type .The Iceland bloke didn't turn a fourtune into a fourtune , he's OK.Nice sausage roll's as well .That isn't a sexual metaphor by the way .

Ape will report me , sex and sausage rolls .I get the impression he might be a tad overweight .

 

The first Iceland store was in Oswestry. .. how about that?

28 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

'knee's', eh? Whose knee's? The knobbly knee's knob, called elc, whose understanding of the apostrophe is a metaphor for his entire grasp of the site in general?

You thickster's flap wart. I'll wager a ten year-old with learning difficulties could outgun you in a basic English test.

@Wolfie Your* an idiot.

6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/apr/20/not-just-mums-who-go-to-iceland-supermarket-drops-slogan-to-be-more-inclusive

I believe this sums up where society is fast moving. Now, I don't shop at Iceland, as I'm not a fat, tight leggings wearing, multi ethnic child bearing, single mum, but this is just another mind boggling fucking decision made by some white, middle class lefty.

As an aside, we know that in cricket, we aren't allowed to say "batsman" anymore, but I found out that another cricketing term "night watchman" has been outlawed. It's now "Night watcher". What the fuck is a night watcher?

 

Its someone who watches the night .. simples.

5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

One of them was a 7-year old girl, you heartless cunt. 

You wouldn't be so cavalier if you'd seen the grief I got back in 2016 over Alan Kurdi. I got a fucking "Warning Point" for that one!

My warning point was for insulting punk ape

On 21/04/2024 at 21:13, Dyslexic cnut said:

I can only see this shitcunt’s ‘work’ when I look at more worthwhile punters’ input. The question has to be, where are the fucking mods and why aren’t they stopping this site diminishing little idiot?

@entitled little cunt is more of a man than you will ever be .. stick you pretend one year old Bentley up your arse.

8 hours ago, ratcum said:

jews

You mean Judge?

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Is this enough to tempt him? 

 

Fill that with helium and he could rise to heaven.

There are far worse cunts than Beckham .. cunts that are "worth" near $100billion" musk for example along with social media "moguls .. there are hedge fund cunts scamming the  public for many "billions and returning nothing back to public funding and of course most of them are tax dodgers who are also poisoning the publlc perception what taxes are for and forcing the rest of us to pay more tax than we should be paying. In the context of this David Beckham is not much of a cunt. It might better to nuke the tiny island tax havens like the Isle of man and The Channels Island along with the mega scamming cUntry Switzerland.

It is no longer an "Hey Huw!" situation as he has resigned from the BBC .. may we all wish him a long and happy retirement?

5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Fucking amazing bloke , I thought he was a totally  untalented chancer with the cooking skills of that fat Aussie  who killed her guests with poisoned mushrooms. Just goes to show , never judge a book by its cover , unless its Mien Kampf.

Please explain why you are bringing My Struggle into this?

46 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be more utterly shit, you pull this gem out of the hat. What the fuck possessed you to compose this travesty?

He is more likely to have pulled it out of an empty crisp packet.

4 hours ago, peglegtwo said:

The Met under fire for a cop telling a Jewish guy in a yamuka or whatever it's called he could not walk across the street during a anti Gaza War protest . 

 

Huh ? Seems to me the Jewish guy was   trying to bait the marchers, cause trouble. The always whining jews could claim they ( not the people in Gaza) are under attack .

 

Always looking for ways to claim to be the victims the Jews are now insisting the cops stopping the wanna be trouble maker was ((((ANTI-SEMITISM ))) !!!!!!

 

Oy vey 

Tosspot.

29 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

He has got that Jew boy arrogance which wins them so many friends.   Part of their religion is a form of racial superiority - that's how our interpret "God's chosen people" it is inherently racialist and sinister. 

Lets be sensible about this and give him his due.

3 hours ago, and said:

Sorry to disappoint, I was away for a few days, you should try it some time. Change of scenery, and all that, I found it kind of invigorating.

I don't what you to annoy @Ape™️ as if thing are really bad I want him to read the eulogy for me.

11 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

 

Very Royston Vasey .I don't think I'm in need of any instructions right now but thanks anyway .

The locally brewed ale is better in Hadell Wroxted.

12 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Aww, thanks .You do have feelings then.

I certainly do have feelings .. I am currently suffering from the most intense and cruel pain that you can imagine. I ventured out of the house barefoot and notice that Norman the gnome who sits in the middle of my not so neatly manicured lawn was surrounded by discarded Thatchers cider cans. As I stepped on to the lawn I stubbed my left toe and went flying .. a neigbour from over the road heard my screams and came to my aid. He asked me if I had heard the noise in the night (which I not) and then informed me that the police had arrested three revellers who gone along the road at 0300 climbing over parked cars and throwing empty drink cans everywhere. He kindly assisted me back into my house and made me a cup coffee. I am currently still in intense pains and consindering whether not to end it all. .. On the positive .. my neigbour has put the cider cans in the recycling bin and put Norman back in his proper place.

7 hours ago, Frank said:

Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days.

 

How does he pick his nose?

18 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Teachers are cunts , every time .

I have never been a teacher however I have been an instructor. Would you like some instructions?