Penny Farthing

Billy you are suffering from L.W.S. .. Last Word Syndrome.

Eristalis tenax is one of those cosmopolitan species .. it is a two winged "true" fly that mimics honeybees. Rather than coming back with these bad tempered responses could I suggest that you use google from time to time.

Post one looks very much like a physical threat and post two a climbdown

He gets into the landing gear bay of a plane that will cruise at an elevation of around 7 miles where temperatures are far below freezing and atmospheric pressure below that required to support human needs and takes a fucking packed lunch with him.

I think that Billy's in trouble .. he keeps sending the same morse code message .. STENDEC

Careful here Decco .. I have seen this cunt in person .. he is at least 6' 6" . 6' 6" around the waist that is.

Bush meat apparently.

Pure class.

So you are sunbathing in your South London Garden and 100 pounds of frozen lean Kenyan meat drops from the sky.

The Archbishop of Canterbury wants us to interact like Jesus on social media

Scotty isn't funny.

I did get asked to do a course showing people who to deal with difficult and violent passengers .. I did say that I was interested but did not get a response after I asked if they could accommodate my Quingo and the breathing apparatus, oxygen tube and the tablet pc that I use to tap out my robotic voice via a stick mounted on my forehead.

Is that you on the left of the pic Baws?

Stick around Ape

Barking to Wooferton.

I would rather that they had a picture thinkers death.

Everything about this pair hints at a need to lock away your children, pets and maiden uncles and aunts.

Being a retired "high flying" railway executive I do from time to time receive promotional material .. this morning details of a staff training package arrived and inside was the delightful picture of these two creepy looking cunts supposedly looking at some part of one of the modules on a tablet. My feeling however are that the creepy cunt of the right is showing the equally creepy looking cunt on the left a photo of the flattened remains of a Yorkshire terrier tha he ran over with his cheap Korean built 4x4. Could you trust either of these cunts with your pet goose?

Back in the village where I was brung up there is a 60 year old cunt who goes to all sorts of live events to relive his youth wearing a tee shirt proclaiming "support live music".. all very well but back in his days of youth and up until about five years ago he never went to a live concert or indeed ventured out much from where he lived with mum and dad.

That would be Major .. Punkers would never use Waterloo.

Is that your own hair on your avatar pic 'Oly?

I have blocked you but being that you are now Decco's slag pussie could I say ... Hah! Hah! hah! Ho! Ho!! Chortle! Hah! Hah! hah! Ho! Ho!! Chortle! Hah! Hah! hah! Ho! Ho!! Chortle! Hah! Hah! hah! Ho! Ho!! Chortle! Hah! Hah! hah! Ho! Ho!! Chortle! Hah! Hah! hah! Ho! Ho!! Chortle! Hah! Hah! hah! Ho! Ho!! Chortle! Hah! Hah! hah! Ho! Ho!! Chortle!

Each time I come close to seeing Eric as a basically decent sort of chap, I come up against this total disgusting "flidspack" nom, that he and Ape started .. it does really suggest to me that the pair of them are totally nasty and unpleasant individuals.

I have heard that he love pulled pork sword.

Ape knows how to stick things.