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judgetwi

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  1. I have no idea what goes on in old people’s homes but I always have this vision of old dears rocking back and forth to the Beverley Sisters. George “when i’m cleaning windows” Formby, Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson and , possibly, racy stuff like Lonnie Doneghan. But that can’t be right can it? Time has moved on so surely it must be The Beatles, the Stones, the Who, the Beach Boys and the Monkees? Fuck me, even “Anarchy in the U.K.” is forty five years old!!! Now I feel old. Fuck off cunts!
  2. Other than Blair probably the biggest cunt this country has ever produced. This wanker is constantly crying about the poor and dispossessed bearded child refugees and how we should be welcoming the terrorist cunts with shitloads of taxpayers dough but he uses a well known rich cunts trick to pay the bare legal minimum himself. Then he justifies this trick by saying he can’t be a proper BBC employee because he breaks the rules by posting his political views all over the internet and they do fuck all. Well of course they do fuck all because he is spouting the wokie cokie, anti British shit the
  3. I’ve been selling my fat hairy arse down the ‘dilly. What the fuck has it got to do with you Bertie? A man has to make a living and i’m well out of your price range anyway. Wanker.
  4. Ah , the Wealdstone Raider. I didn’t know you had a sense of humour Mr Roops but “you’ve got no fans!” But then, neither have I so there’s no point crying about it. Men like you and I don’t do that shit do we? This post subject to the approval of Mr Roops who probably has the same sense of humour as well known comedic wit , Sir Keir Fuckface. 😁
  5. My Lady, i’d rather you didn’t patronise with your “you’re better than this” bullshit. You’re better than that ( oh, shit ....fuckety fuck) You’ve been frequenting this board even longer than I have and you know there have been cunts who have been suspended for varying lengths of time and banned altogether. Fair enough, they broke the rules so fuck ‘em. But, in my case, every post has to be approved by Mr Roops. Why? I didn’t accuse the cunt of being a slapper.....I didn’t make disgusting schoolboy remarks about the state of it’s underwear. Every other wanker did that not me. I simply po
  6. judgetwi

    Hartlepool

    I’m told that the homosexual activity on Hampstead Heath is mostly a Julian Clary myth inspired by his “fisting Norman Lamont” comment all those years ago. I know for a fact that there are a lot of shenanigans that occur on Streatham Common most nights because I know people who live directly opposite. A couple of years ago some cunt had his throat slashed and fucking died of it......something to do with drugs and bumfuckery I heard. Dirty tyres aren’t really a problem...... it’s all about tread depth and correct inflation. Hope this helps. This post subject to the approval of Mr
  7. Mazel Tov! This post subject to the approval of Mr Roops, the well known anti Semite and Heinrich Himmler impersonator.
  8. I’ve made you cry again Carrotcruncher. I won’t claim it was unintentional, i’m not that much of a cunt. This post subject to the approval of Mr Roops, who might care to change your nappy. You probably say “diapers” being trendy and shit.
  9. Interesting. I note your usual use of “buzzwords” , although probably not from the Daily Mail. (a newspaper you seem to be fascinated with, do you read it on a daily basis?) Oh yes.....”old”......”Jew”......”misanthropic”....and “fat”. No need to lick the Roops arse, countryboy, he ain’t after a weak little snowflake like you. This post subject to the approval of Mr Roops, who shits itself every time it sees my name.
  10. I examined a poster in a shop window today for the Crystal Palace Fun Fair. I noted that you were told “don’t forget to register before your arrival” with an image of an I-phone next to it. What the fuck does that mean? My guess is the “vaccine passport” in action. Not that I was intending to participate in this traditional entertainment anyway. The last time I attended, about 5 years ago, the council had erected 8 foot metal fences and were charging a fiver just to get in! Yeah, fuck that for a game of soldiers! I really don’t know how they expect these fair people to make a living. I
  11. This bloke has been well thrown under the bus by his luvvy pals. Kicked out of BAFTA, had his “lifetime achievement “ award trashed, dropped by his agent and manager.......he’s been well and truly CANCELLED. Innocent until proven guilty? ....... not in the world of the wokies. All this proves is that the Wimminz score higher than the BAMES on the scale of victimhood which, I suspect, is because there are far more of them. Yes, I know they don’t normally bother with majorities but that’s for elections and shit where the working class are allowed to vote. The wokie class are working on put
  12. Thank you but i’ve never been away. I have simply been censored by certain powers that be. It happens all over the world so i’m not going to cry about it. If you don’t toe the line you get cancelled, that’s the way it is.
  13. Interesting, I believe the crew of this shitboat are all vegans and they have a “ flat heirarchy”. Now i’m no sailor but I understand that the sea is a dangerous place and some cunt has to make a decision at some point. So what the fuck is this “flat hierarchy” going to do when they are in shit street? Are they going to have a meeting, discuss the obvious danger of the racist rocks 200 yards away and have a fucking vote? As I remember the libtards ain’t all that keen on votes. This post subject to the approval of the confused trannie wannabe.
  14. Oh dear having a pop at my testicles. Exactly how old are you Mr Roops? To be fair you do actually sound like a woman there........a very ugly embittered old woman who is a fucking laughing stock. I won’t lower myself to any testicle related repartee .......I left that sort of thing at the back of the science class many years ago, I was fucking good at it though, trust me. This message subject to the approval of the fake woman and massive, scared as fuck, bullshitting fantasist known as Mrs Roops.
  15. Still haven’t answered the question......why am I not allowed to nominate? Why am I not put in “the cooler” as you and your arselicking little boys call it, for a couple of weeks? Different rules for me. I wonder why? This message subject to the approval of the bullshitter, fake and bottlejob known as Mrs Roops.
  16. Now when have I been dumb enough to post something that would result in a ban? Are you daring me Mr Roops? Do you really think i’m going to fall into your inelegantly laid little trap? You can’t be serious. I note that you have not answered my question........why am I not allowed to post nominations? This post subject to the approval of the bottler who thinks I am as thick as the cunts he orders about because they are shit scared of him.
  17. Oh yeah? Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn’t ask, other than you’ve got your tongue so far up it’s arse that your alleged ballbag has shrivelled to the size of Dale Winton’s long dead testicles. What’s it like to be a pathetic arse crawler in cyberspace? This message subject to the approval of the fake woman, the fraudulent dentist who shits his Superman underwear at the mere mention of my name.
  18. Fucking hot isn’t it Mr Roops? I bet your fanny is like a .......oh wait a minute.......you haven’t got a fucking fanny have you? I bet you’ve got right sweaty bollocks like me......and I prefer not to talk about that. Hey Mr R ! ....... I wrote a new nomination the other day and it said put in your name and e-mail. So I put in my name and it said “we already have a member by that name.” Yeah, a member you need to shut up but haven’t got the sweaty bollocks to ban because everyone will see how scared you are. This message subject to the approval of Mr Roops, the fake woman, th
  19. A liar am I ? I understand that you are a qualified dentist now Mr Roops. Why don’t you come round and inject something into my gums to shut me the fuck up you fucking fake? Just ban me you tosser so everyone can see what a fucking coward you are. This message subject to the approval of Mr Roops, the fake woman, the fraudulent dentist and the total bullshitter who is shit scared of me.
  20. So 52 years ago.Great. I can tell you now that the funding was supplied by the Kray Twins just to make the Richardsons look like cunts. Luvverly artistic geezers, Ronnie and Reggie. This message subject to approval by Mr Roops , the bottler, the fake, the fraud who is shit fucking scared of me and wants to shut me the fuck up.
  21. Bullshit. Never happened. There’s a massive financial difference between building a swimming pool and a “work of art”. There’s no school in this country that has it’s own swimming pool unless most of the finance is provided by the local council and it is open to the general public. Plenty of posh private schools have swimming pools, provided by multi millionaire parents desperate to get their sub normal brats in there in the first place. This message subject to the approval of Mr Roops, the bottler, who just can’t handle me.
  22. Doc, i’ve got a problem you may be able to help me with. Ever since Putin persuaded me to vote for Brexit i’ve noticed that my arms have been getting longer and my knuckles are in a right fucking state from scraping along the ground. Obviously i’ve been to my GP and the cunt just says “you’re working class and you don’t listen to your betters so go and fuck yourself.” I know you are busy with Skippy and Abos and shit but any advice?
  23. That’s the point Hardman. Little boys raging about her menstrual cycle and promiscuity he can deal with because he ain’t a fucking bird in the first place. But challenge his fake, know it all braggadocio and you get fucked. You’re so fucking dumb you can’t see it. He’ll let you see this though.......you know why don’t you?
  24. Thank you for putting me in my place my friend. I’m sure Mr Roops will be along to suck your winkle very shortly,
  25. You tell him Mr Roops! We can’t have cunts challenging you! Fucking outrageous!
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