Cunty BigBollox

What do you reckon are the chances of the winners of the elite races making it back onto the plane to fuck off home.

They should have let the cunt cross the road and stood their watching him get pummeled while quietly muttering, "I told you so, you fucking know-it-all Jewboy cunt"

More importantly, how is he going to raise the trophy when he wins and, @Frank this one is specially for you, how does he (you?) hold his cock when he takes a piss?

Fucking right on sister, what the fuck does Gobby Yorath know about sport anyhow.

It's only a matter of time before Schofield becomes the host of Songs of Praise then.

Sausage Land. Sounds like a place Francis would frequent.

I will be very disappointed if the times of the runners don't improve significantly with Khan the Kunts efforts to reduce carbon emissions from vehicles in the city. The air must be as clean as the air outside Swamp Dickless in Norfolk.

That's all we 'Kneed', another dead black man.

A gimp.

One, fully open and psideways on and, I'm always psober you pstupid cunt.

Yes, I had a Psion Series 3 but if you would engage your ancient brain for 30 seconds you will realise it was the HP iPAQ pocket PC that sounded the death knoll for the Psion which in turn was well and truly wiped out when smart phones hit the scene.

Gender aside, I'm curious to know what category you would determine yourself to fall into, human or animal?

Did he smoke through his mouth or his trunk?

Dipstick! Do you check that too?

Fucking hell. Have you just found The Bob Monkhouse Book of Jokes 1965 - 1967 while clearing out your attic.