Cunty BigBollox

It's only a matter of time before Schofield becomes the host of Songs of Praise then.

Sausage Land. Sounds like a place Francis would frequent.

I will be very disappointed if the times of the runners don't improve significantly with Khan the Kunts efforts to reduce carbon emissions from vehicles in the city. The air must be as clean as the air outside Swamp Dickless in Norfolk.

That's all we 'Kneed', another dead black man.

A gimp.

One, fully open and psideways on and, I'm always psober you pstupid cunt.

Yes, I had a Psion Series 3 but if you would engage your ancient brain for 30 seconds you will realise it was the HP iPAQ pocket PC that sounded the death knoll for the Psion which in turn was well and truly wiped out when smart phones hit the scene.

Gender aside, I'm curious to know what category you would determine yourself to fall into, human or animal?

Did he smoke through his mouth or his trunk?

Dipstick! Do you check that too?

Fucking hell. Have you just found The Bob Monkhouse Book of Jokes 1965 - 1967 while clearing out your attic.

Of course I have, the cream always rises to the top and I'm feeling like I've just stepped out of Bobby Ewings shower. Pay increase this month too. No chance of repossessing the bungalow as I own it but I'm thinking of getting out of the rental market because it's not as tax efficient anymore - what do you think?

Just imagine what sort of mixture of poor grade pet food and shitty non-stick glue this horse would be if it was called I Am Decimus instead.

You stupid Ncut

Sounds like they could be a dyslexic relation of ours with their surname.

I take the piss out of you too only your special needs and ASD prevents you from realising it. You're the best on here, Wolfie.

Now be fair. I wasn't the first one to mention Daddy. Read the post, you wanker.

I think you have me confused with your daddy.

I expect you will get a rebate purely for absorbing much more than you discharge. Work it out, you pillow-biting freak.

I feel thoroughly violated that you've thought about my spunk - and considered punters thinking about dog scat was bad enough. You're one sick fucking puppy. Fuck off.

A.I. The thick cunt could never construct metrical structured sentences like that without help and a lot of wax crayons.

They spell it, Gay-Lick

She wouldn't be the least bit interested in a verbose cunt like you anyhow. You would have more luck with a Jo. Brand or Lycett, you stupid cunt.

I wouldn't fucking worry about 250 cunts dying each week because they're being replaced by brown bastard rag-heads in dinghies at a rate of about 450 per day. Although, we've been told that a lot of these are doctors and will be providing treatment rather than receiving it. Fucking load of bollocks.

Rose Matafeo is quite amusing for a female comedian and she's not too bad on the eye either. I fucking would. Sarah Pascoe would be a distant second, because all the others are right munters.