Cunty BigBollox

To be honest, I really couldn't give a fuck about the adults, they have the agency to make a stupid fucking decision themselves. Children don't, and are just following their thick as fucking shit parents into a dinghy that any sensible person wouldn't even trust to get them across a deep puddle. If I was on a boat with my kids I would drown trying to make sure they lived, which just goes to show how fucking selfish the parents are. Absolute cunts.

I was watching some BBC coverage live from a shitty beach in Calais showing about 40 swarthy cunts getting in a dinghy and heading out to sea while about a dozen Froggy police just stood their smoking a Gitanes and shrugging their shoulders. We're paying the wages of these lazy cunts, what have you got to say for yourself @Witheredscrote

What do you reckon are the chances of the winners of the elite races making it back onto the plane to fuck off home.

They should have let the cunt cross the road and stood their watching him get pummeled while quietly muttering, "I told you so, you fucking know-it-all Jewboy cunt"

More importantly, how is he going to raise the trophy when he wins and, @Frank this one is specially for you, how does he (you?) hold his cock when he takes a piss?

Fucking right on sister, what the fuck does Gobby Yorath know about sport anyhow.

It's only a matter of time before Schofield becomes the host of Songs of Praise then.

Sausage Land. Sounds like a place Francis would frequent.

I will be very disappointed if the times of the runners don't improve significantly with Khan the Kunts efforts to reduce carbon emissions from vehicles in the city. The air must be as clean as the air outside Swamp Dickless in Norfolk.

That's all we 'Kneed', another dead black man.

A gimp.

One, fully open and psideways on and, I'm always psober you pstupid cunt.

Yes, I had a Psion Series 3 but if you would engage your ancient brain for 30 seconds you will realise it was the HP iPAQ pocket PC that sounded the death knoll for the Psion which in turn was well and truly wiped out when smart phones hit the scene.

Gender aside, I'm curious to know what category you would determine yourself to fall into, human or animal?

Did he smoke through his mouth or his trunk?

Dipstick! Do you check that too?

Fucking hell. Have you just found The Bob Monkhouse Book of Jokes 1965 - 1967 while clearing out your attic.

Of course I have, the cream always rises to the top and I'm feeling like I've just stepped out of Bobby Ewings shower. Pay increase this month too. No chance of repossessing the bungalow as I own it but I'm thinking of getting out of the rental market because it's not as tax efficient anymore - what do you think?

Just imagine what sort of mixture of poor grade pet food and shitty non-stick glue this horse would be if it was called I Am Decimus instead.

You stupid Ncut

Sounds like they could be a dyslexic relation of ours with their surname.

I take the piss out of you too only your special needs and ASD prevents you from realising it. You're the best on here, Wolfie.

Now be fair. I wasn't the first one to mention Daddy. Read the post, you wanker.

I think you have me confused with your daddy.

I expect you will get a rebate purely for absorbing much more than you discharge. Work it out, you pillow-biting freak.