King Billy

Arrested?

If you had any sense you’d nick a trolleyload of protein shakes, down the lot in the car park, and then fuck off as far away as your huge muscular thighs can take you. Idiot.

Romany Obramovitch.

Tarmac Docherty

Worth a like, even with the spelling error.

How the fuck have I woke up in the 1980s? Beam me up Scotty. There’s some cunt on a Raleigh Chopper giving me dirty looks.

I think you’re fucking great Simon. And I’m not just saying that. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if we end up best buddies and all that sort of thing. I’m not talking about likes. I’m talking real old school best mates.

Eh?

Shhhh! If he hears you Im in for a terrible beating. It’s OK because he loves me and we’re going to get married soon, once I’ve brought him enough likes home.

I think there’s an Italian pikey footballer. Caravannio

The only way to make it fair is to give me loads of likes.

A black woman called Ariel Robinson who was the winner of a US reality TV show called ‘Worst cooks in America’ and had two black children with her black husband adopted three white children last year. And they all lived happily ever after. Sorry not ALL of them lived happily ever after. The youngest of the white children, a 3 year old girl was beaten to death by her adopted mother who started tweeting about white privelege and BLM on Jan. 6th this year. (That date rings a bell for some reason?) Did something happen on Jan. 6th 2021 in the US that could have caused the MSM to completely ignore

How does 97p sound? Final offer.

You’re a cunt.

Someone would surely pull the next cop off his neck after six or seven months after seeing what damage Chauvin caused in just 9 and 1/2 seconds.